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Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father.

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The war on Iran is already upending the Middle East. Look to the Gulf states to see how | Nesrine Malik Countries such as Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the UAE are finding their carefully projected image of stability has been blown away, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik

Everything happening across Iran and other Middle East regions right now is the direct consequence of essentially telling a corrupt, psychotically xenophobic regime that it can get away with committing genocide.
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09.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump and his fluffers are screaming the phrase "short term pain, long term gain" all over the place to try and justify his dumb fucking war of choice, in the hope maga primates don't think too much about how it represents the opposite of everything he promised and lose faith in their idiot king.

09.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Crude oil prices, showing a very sharp increase in the last day, from around 65 to 101 dollars per barrel..

Crude oil prices, showing a very sharp increase in the last day, from around 65 to 101 dollars per barrel..

Oil prices wouldn't be all over the news today if more of our economy was powered by local, secure renewable energy.

This isn't an "energy crisis". It's a fossil fuel crisis.

44% of UK electricity came from renewables in 2025. More of that plus an electrified economy => no more oil shocks.

09.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 2670 πŸ” 788 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 46

Even those of us who have completely electrified our heating will still be hit by this chaos as long as the UK government dithers about breaking the link between fossil fuel prices and electricity prices.

09.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@democrats.org Get your Party under control! What the ever loving h*** is wrong with you people?!

09.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sam Altman: Everything You Didn't Know About His Sh*tty Past
Sam Altman: Everything You Didn't Know About His Sh*tty Past YouTube video by Hysteria

I fucking hate A.I-tollah Altman.
youtu.be/_XRjoR5VLos?...

09.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox News uses old clip of Trump after he wore hat while saluting slain US soldiers Conservative outlet aired footage of president saluting at similar ceremony in December for at least three broadcasts

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08.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜A very dangerous person’: alarm as Pete Hegseth revels in carnage of Iran war Critics say brash, bombastic Fox News host out of his depth to guide US military through murky new Middle East conflict

Pete Hegseth is a tiny flaccid cock of a man, a barely sentient lump of protein-addled meat; the personification of John Wayne’s cowboy gait, if Wayne were crippled by chronic hemorrhoids; he’s one of Donald Trump’s elusive bone spurs. And a total fucking wanker.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

08.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem is out. Could Pam Bondi follow? | Arwa Mahdawi The attorney general faces a subpoena over the Epstein files. She won’t say much – but Democrats are calling for her ouster

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08.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't keep up with all the software updates.

08.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And everyone else.

08.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Labour accuses Badenoch of scoring β€˜cheap political points’ over Iran strikes Defence minister urges β€˜serious politics’ after Tory leader criticises prime minister’s stance at spring conference

Cheap is all a bargain basement politician like Badenoch can afford. Starmer can fuck off, too.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

08.03.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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While people feel the foundations of their lives are shaking, this deep crisis will continue | Clive Lewis The partisan debate since the Gorton and Denton byelection risks blinding us to the truth. People are rejecting wholesale the way our politics has developed, says Labour MP Clive Lewis

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08.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really need all the Starmer supporters I ever spoke to explain to me how the party that is copying BNP polices and attracting votes from the Tories even as it alienates it's own MPs is still the 'lesser evil' and not just exactly the same evil the left told them it was.

07.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The forever gift of #Brexit

Shooting ourselves in both feet almost daily for 10 years

Trade, exports, inward investment, jobs, growth, economic strength, quality of life, travel, freedom of movement

Idiot racists threw it all away thanks to Farage, Johnson, Tories & tax dodgers

#r4today #bbcnews

07.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Because the ones at the top are all economic technocrats who answer to corporate interests and despise the socialism that made them.

07.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜You unbelievable coward’: conservative US media in open warfare over Iran Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin are all trading blows over US involvement – while Sean Hannity says he’s staying out of it

Fuck β€˜em.
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is some bullshit, trying to pair these two together. Luckily no normal person could give two stinking fucks what The Economist has to say between bouts of tickling corporate taint.

06.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Influencers sold the world a fantasy Dubai – and now it’s gone in a puff of missile smoke | Gaby Hinsliff The city was portrayed as an aspirational place to live, but now those who moved there are realising the precarity that comes with being an economic migrant, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff

Good. Fuck them. They decided to go to a place that functions on corruption and slavery, for fucking clicks.
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06.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a life and death story for the UK – so why is it being brushed under the carpet? | Aditya Chakrabortty The news that healthy life expectancy is in decline in Britain exposes a serious truth about the state we’re in, says Guardian columnist Aditya Chakrabortty

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06.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Read these words from 100 years ago about immigrants in Britain – and see how history is chillingly repeating itself | George Monbiot Shabana Mahmood’s new rights clampdown looks outlandish until we remember that this kind of hardline action is part of our country’s fabric, says George Monbiot

An excellent piece by Monbiot showing exactly how the rightwing nationalist playbook has been singing the same shitty song forever, changing the name of the target to suit the times but nothing else. The same miserable tropes of hatred, utterly without substance.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

06.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Axes Kristi Noem & Hegseth Strong-Arms "Too-Woke" Boy Scouts | The Daily Show
Trump Axes Kristi Noem & Hegseth Strong-Arms "Too-Woke" Boy Scouts | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

So Pete Hegseth is trying to turn the Boy Scouts of America into his own version of the Hitler Youth? I guess this shit was inevitable.
youtu.be/ZQ6kV4YbEU8?...

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Every new story about them is a rage button

05.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rubio: β€œLet me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 3803 πŸ” 1769 πŸ’¬ 404 πŸ“Œ 346
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Only in United States can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, and still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I saw an episode of Detectorists the other day where a character joked, β€œNostalgia conferences aren’t what they used to be.”

05.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would that be Markwayne β€œI did a misspoke” Mullin? Talk about a lateral move. Mullin is Noem with a dick, just another empty-brained incompetent.

05.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Non-citizens voting in federal elections is already illegal and extremely rare.

So what’s the SAVE Act really about?

Forcing millions of citizens to dig up passports or birth certificates just to register to vote.

Solve a fake problem. Create real barriers. #SaveActTaxesVoters

05.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1537 πŸ” 647 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 29
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Trump fires homeland security secretary Kristi Noem Markwayne Mullin, Republican senator and Maga ally, to replace Noem as Democrats cheer departure of β€˜disaster’

A miserable, thick piece of shit… fires another one.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

05.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What are Shabana Mahmood’s changes to the asylum system? Some of the home secretary’s major overhauls are already in place such as the 30-month review for refugee protections

A revolting list that proves Mahmood to be utterly lacking in humanity. A dearth reflected in her shark’s arse of a face.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

05.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0