AMERICA FIRST! And by AMERICA, he means TRUMP.
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AMERICA FIRST! And by AMERICA, he means TRUMP.
Congrats to Stephen Colbert, who accepted the Walter Bernstein Award at the 2026 Writers Guild Awards on Sunday, March 8, 2026. Here he is sharing jokes he refused to include on his show over the years...
youtu.be/_Y4BdQXbih0?...
Graphic with pic of newspaper promo showing local gas price in The Villages, Florida. Accompanying text reads, "Villagers paying more for gas in wake of U.S. attack on Iran." Graphic Caption: The predominantly Republican retirement community of M. Night Shyamalan's The Villages is shocked to see Trump's BS "America First" agenda play out.
Boo-fβckinβ-hoo.
Read the whole thing here:
bsky.app/profile/hcri...
Unintentionally Timely Comics
(Written & drawn in December 2025)
I know. I still have people there... good people who are making good trouble.
GREAT NEWS from genius Markwayne Mullin for people involved in devastating car accidents...
Genius Markwayne Mullin says if your legs are obliterated, all ya gotta do is put metal in βem.
And a lot of βem screw it up further by saying βmano y mano.β
Jesus in MAGA hat saying, "One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to"
Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
Jesus in MAGA hat saying, "One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to"
Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...
A serial killerβs name if ever I heard one...
The pride of Oklahoma...
Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...
Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...
Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...
The pride of Oklahoma...
Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma!
And now, Edwin Starrβs big hit...
youtu.be/HWXZ1VtZo_c?...
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Funny how an βAmerica Firstβ policy couldnβt find better use for this money here. π€
iran-cost-ticker.com
Pic of Trump's neck today (3/2/26) with new festering wound Caption: CAN'T... CONTAIN... THE... ROT...
Not only *did* they start this war, they have no idea how to finish it.
Graphic captioned "Happy National Read Across America Day" Pics include Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss) and several children with Dr. Seuss books
Great day for reading ALL the UNREDACTED Epstein files that were ordered to be released long before now...
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A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nationβs people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else.
We mustnβt let this war do so.
Trump is calling on Iranβs civilians to βrise upβ and take over their government for their safety and freedom, which is strange because back home US citizens are being shot, detained, or threatened simply for filming immigration agents and excercising their Constitutional rights
Graphic of Lord Farquaad from Shrek Text: In speaking of his attack on Iran, Trump said, βThe lives of courageous American heroes may be lost.β But his statement was more accurate the first time he said it as Lord Farquaad from Shrek: βSome of you may die, but itβs a sacrifice I am willing to make!β
The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.