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Jeanne in Florida

@fljeanne

Lifelong educator/student, writer, OKC Thunder loyalist, pottymouth, and fierce ally. πŸ’™ Landed in Florida long ago, but left a good portion of my heart in Chicago. Guffaw-ready. Not here for DMs, crypto, or porn. No profile, no follow.

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AMERICA FIRST! And by AMERICA, he means TRUMP.

09.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2026 Writers Guild Awards - Stephen Colbert accepts the Walter Bernstein Award
2026 Writers Guild Awards - Stephen Colbert accepts the Walter Bernstein Award YouTube video by Writers Guild of America East

Congrats to Stephen Colbert, who accepted the Walter Bernstein Award at the 2026 Writers Guild Awards on Sunday, March 8, 2026. Here he is sharing jokes he refused to include on his show over the years...
youtu.be/_Y4BdQXbih0?...

09.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Graphic with pic of newspaper promo showing local gas price in The Villages, Florida. Accompanying text reads, "Villagers paying more for gas in wake of U.S. attack on Iran."

Graphic Caption: The predominantly Republican retirement community of M. Night Shyamalan's The Villages is shocked to see Trump's BS "America First" agenda play out.

Graphic with pic of newspaper promo showing local gas price in The Villages, Florida. Accompanying text reads, "Villagers paying more for gas in wake of U.S. attack on Iran." Graphic Caption: The predominantly Republican retirement community of M. Night Shyamalan's The Villages is shocked to see Trump's BS "America First" agenda play out.

Boo-fβœ“ckin’-hoo.

09.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Read the whole thing here:
bsky.app/profile/hcri...

09.03.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Unintentionally Timely Comics
(Written & drawn in December 2025)

07.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I know. I still have people there... good people who are making good trouble.

07.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GREAT NEWS from genius Markwayne Mullin for people involved in devastating car accidents...

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Genius Markwayne Mullin says if your legs are obliterated, all ya gotta do is put metal in ’em.

07.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And a lot of ’em screw it up further by saying β€œmano y mano.”

07.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jesus in MAGA hat saying, "One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to"

Jesus in MAGA hat saying, "One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to"

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jesus in MAGA hat saying, "One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to"

Jesus in MAGA hat saying, "One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to"

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...

05.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A serial killer’s name if ever I heard one...

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The pride of Oklahoma...

05.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...

05.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma...

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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The pride of Oklahoma...

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin, the pride of Oklahoma!

05.03.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The "War" Against Iran
The "War" Against Iran YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

And now, Edwin Starr’s big hit...
youtu.be/HWXZ1VtZo_c?...

05.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

⬇️ THIS ⬇️

04.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Iran War Cost Tracker β€” Live Estimate of U.S. Taxpayer Spending Track the cost of the Iran war in real time. Live estimate of U.S. taxpayer spending on Operation Epic Fury β€” updated every second.

Funny how an β€œAmerica First” policy couldn’t find better use for this money here. πŸ€”
iran-cost-ticker.com

03.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pic of Trump's neck today (3/2/26) with new festering wound
Caption: CAN'T... CONTAIN... THE... ROT...

Pic of Trump's neck today (3/2/26) with new festering wound Caption: CAN'T... CONTAIN... THE... ROT...

02.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not only *did* they start this war, they have no idea how to finish it.

02.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 10665 πŸ” 2784 πŸ’¬ 894 πŸ“Œ 207
Graphic captioned "Happy National Read Across America Day"
Pics include Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss) and several children with Dr. Seuss books

Graphic captioned "Happy National Read Across America Day" Pics include Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss) and several children with Dr. Seuss books

Great day for reading ALL the UNREDACTED Epstein files that were ordered to be released long before now...

02.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ«‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

01.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nation’s people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else.

We mustn’t let this war do so.

01.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 23230 πŸ” 7888 πŸ’¬ 696 πŸ“Œ 322

Trump is calling on Iran’s civilians to β€œrise up” and take over their government for their safety and freedom, which is strange because back home US citizens are being shot, detained, or threatened simply for filming immigration agents and excercising their Constitutional rights

28.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 11
Graphic of Lord Farquaad from Shrek
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In speaking of his attack on Iran, Trump said, β€œThe lives of courageous American heroes may be lost.”
But his statement was more accurate the first time he said it as Lord Farquaad from Shrek:
β€œSome of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make!”

Graphic of Lord Farquaad from Shrek Text: In speaking of his attack on Iran, Trump said, β€œThe lives of courageous American heroes may be lost.” But his statement was more accurate the first time he said it as Lord Farquaad from Shrek: β€œSome of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make!”

01.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

28.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 12414 πŸ” 4518 πŸ’¬ 401 πŸ“Œ 180