Acela Pup Legend

Your friendly neighborhood queer biker

Several people in Trellchem Hazmat suits, gas masks, a Zodiak, and a Loitokari, cuddling on a couch.

Celebrate this holiday season with a Hazmat Army! Feat. @scubaccs.bsky.social, @hazzy1.bsky.social, Emmix Nova, @b0bababe.bsky.social, @acelapuplegend.bsky.social, and @superrubber64.bsky.social!

Fuck you, Puro. Du bist eine Schande, du bist ekelhaft, niemand mag dich, und du stinkst verdammt noch mal! 😡🖕

Blocking my ass and erasing all our messages isn’t gonna solve shit. It just makes you look like a fucking coward. And if you say I’m “nasty”, then you got nasty 😡🖕

I thought you were a friend, but I was so fucking wrong.

This caused me to miss the pup walk (which was very important to me) because I had to haul my ass to another hotel, because you decided to be a stupid, immature little bitch and kick me out. Man the fuck up and have some fucking respect. Talk it out, don’t be a dick, and don’t fucking do this again.

Thanks for ruining my trip to Folsom, you stupid, fucking cunt pig. I had high expectations of you, but you trashed it all, just because I brought up concerns, and you call me “nasty”. You could’ve just said “no” but you decided to go ballistic on me and throw me out on the day of the fair.

Two rubber drones in heavy rubber drysuits standing next to each other in helmets and MSA Millennium gas masks. The drone on the left is in bondage and rubber fist mitts.

This Weighted Companion Drone will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

📷: @acelapuplegend.bsky.social
🟡: @scubaccs.bsky.social

Wanna go for a ride? 😛 🚇

Kink is the ENGINE that has run pride for decades and has been a significant part of why we have rights. Open a history book, sweetheart.

Lemme cum in you first, then snuggle with ya and tuck us both in 😈

My new favorite way to get off. If only I had a buddy to stomp on my crotch and someone else to hold me in place.

So, I was a tad horny…

It’s not Darklands unless you take obligatory crane photos!

Just a gentle reminder that Valentine’s Day is an overrated holiday that ridicules single folks and offers an excuse for corporations to sell more stupid shit.

Some people go to therapy. I just ride a train and everything is better.

Come join me 😈

Tactical dog at your service

Upcoming plans for this year, so catch me if you can!

Darklands (Feb 25-Mar 2)
IPTC (April 3-7)
GBUS (Sept 18-22)
MIR (Oct 16-20)

*grabs*

Who needs pants anyway? 😅

Wanna go for a walk? Play a little fetch?

I have a strong need to just hump MX boots, preferably while someone is still wearing them.

Good boy

I am a gear head, through and through.

Yes, please

Uh oh. Biker Doggy made a mess… 💦

I love all my sweet puppies

Instead of MLK it’s MAL weekend. Instead of President’s Day it’s Darklands. Instead of Easter it’s IPTC. Instead of Memorial Day it’s IML. Instead of July 4th it’s Dore. Instead of Labor Day it’s GBUS. Instead of Columbus Day (*vomits*) it’s MIR weekend.

I swear, I am always running into this sexy muscle wolf at nearly any kink convention 😂😂

@ravage.bsky.social

So, who is ready for MAL this weekend?