Yes

Lfggg

I feel like hatsune mike would be a pretty cool dude lol

Got paid to help out a wedding yesterday! I'm obsessed with the dress I got to wear, I felt sooo pretty and euphoric 🤗

my pits go crazy right now happy international women's day 💜

got my tire fixed :3 and my laundry done :3 and I bought groceries and gas 😙😙😙

You want me to do what ??

Not me assuming I'm unprepared, then come to find out i have everything I need to replace my own tire ^-^
Though not until right after I used the rusty old jack borrowed from somebody else to lift my car

RAAAIINN

Anyways, I'm making 150 in cash tomorrow by making myself useful AND I'll get to wear a pretty black dress and paint my nails and do my hair and makeup and get fed too and offered booze AND I'M NOT DRIVING EITHER CUZ I CAN'T

You know my ass is NOT buying groceries or cooking large dinners for these mfs cuz I'm not about to wash all these damn dishes everyday everytime I make dinner too !
Like sorry, I didn't sign up to be drained of energy and funds and be overstimulated and irritated simultaneously

Sure, why not add a fourth bonus roommate 😶😶😶

was also told yesterday evening by my roommate that the visiting long-distance boyfriend who was "coming over last weekend of February" – that actually was a week-long visit, is now "staying indefinitely" because his nesting partner and him are "having issues"..whatever that means

went to leave for work and found out I have a flat 🙃

And like I'm not even wearing makeup today either

OH MY GOD
I'm getting my oil changed and the guy who greeted me (with a mini bottle of water) immediately called me miss 😵‍💫😵‍💫🤯🤯 I know they're nice here, but damn, that's a first 😊😊😊
I even let them sell me the tire rotation, oil stabilizer, and premium oil
OH MY GOD

!!!!!!

A guy who thinks he's gonna look sooo badass in a history book/lecture one day 🙄🙄

Progdrunk is a good way to describe that lol

I just say that I "feel a lil saucyy"

Lol yeah I can't explain this one 🤷‍♀️

Let's hear it for the 1 million hour shift at the ball crushing factoryyyy

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh . ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .

Someone just stomped (ran) through the house, threw the back door open and then yelled "FUCK. YOU."

Like what ?

This is so good to know, I wanted to watch it before it suddenly has 5+ seasons and a movie like I've done with anime before where it feels unrealistic to follow the series

Says the girl who wants to live in a co-op with 5 other people, but at least those roommates share the responsibilities and the household

I miss 20 minutes ago when the house was 60% quieter and felt 90% less occupied

Yes, thank you roommates, for fucking each other at 11pm (in a house full of people) when I wanna go to bed -_- (our rooms are connected by a single door)