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Hi, I'm April. Jeopardy! alum β€’ πŸ‰ β€’ she/her

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Is it β€œthe monkey that...” or β€œthe monkey who...”? Anyway, he killed my dad

07.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Hillary Clinton has more than her share of flaws, but when it comes to "showing congressional Republicans the proper level of contempt" she is flawless.

02.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 4248 πŸ” 634 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 28

the way she said β€œoh for HEAVEN’S sake” was very similar to how my beloved grandma Dorothy popped off when she’d had enough (complimentary)

03.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOTE
1 Pregnant because raped in custody
2 Moved to TX because the regime has anticipated a need to circumvent state laws regarding abortion, medical rights
3 the infants in question will likely be trafficked into evangelical adoption networks or be subject the consequences of a lack of medical care

02.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 559 πŸ” 348 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 13

incredible, he did the joke

03.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 3542 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 14

75 years ago, the 22nd Amendment was ratified.

It’s a good day to remember what the 22nd Amendment ratified: that presidents are limited to TWO terms in office.

No exceptions.

03.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1873 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 7
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New photo of Connor and Hudson with Megan Keller and Hilary Knight.

via rennaestubbs on Instagram

01.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 452 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 24
Zendaya wearing a Bruno Mars hat with her hands on her mouth.

Zendaya wearing a Bruno Mars hat with her hands on her mouth.

You don’t often get to see the moment when someone realizes they could never live without someone.

02.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 482 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
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Jacob Tierney and Brendan Brady say season 2 will begin filming in August 2026, and is currently slated for an April 2027 release

via CBSMorning

26.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 47
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The first US Cabinet happened in 1789.

26.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 18521 πŸ” 3556 πŸ’¬ 3192 πŸ“Œ 765
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Was tied up with appointments yesterday and didn't get a chance to check the nest. Missed the first egg, and today we have 2 bluebird eggs! We almost always get 5 eggs, so 3 more days should complete the nest.
#birds

25.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2917 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 12
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Trump Officials Celebrated With Cake After Slashing Aid. Then People Died of Cholera. Behind closed doors in Washington, top advisers made a series of decisions that had devastating repercussions for the poorest country on earth. We went to South Sudan and found people who died as a re...

John Gai carried his sick father to a nearby clinic in a wheelbarrow, but he died from cholera on the way.

Gai then pushed the wheelbarrow for hours through the camp to take him to the cemetery: β€œNobody should have to carry a dead body among the living.”

25.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1075 πŸ” 488 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 14

"2025 will be the first year of this century where more young children died than the year before."

25.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Saw a man at the hotel breakfast station ask an employee for something.

She emerged from the kitchen moments later and handed him a bag full of sausages. He put them in his pocket and walked out the front door.

We forget that anything is possible.

23.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 432 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2
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Rob Jetten has been sworn in as the Netherlands’ new Prime Minister.

He becomes simultaneously the first openly homosexual and youngest (38) leader in the country’s history.

23.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1938 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 56
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

19.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 8582 πŸ” 1051 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 36
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Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

19.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 7607 πŸ” 1074 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 133
19.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

@cityofoakland.bsky.social victory parade for Alysa Liu, please

20.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man and an elderly woman with the words there 's so many slots you won 't know Alt: Beavis and Butt-head Do America: "There's so many slots you won't know where to begin"
19.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 15780 πŸ” 3951 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 70
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A Tufted Titmouse in a beech tree waiting for a peanut to be offered.

15.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 523 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

David McKillips? The ball pit officer?

15.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE point weapon directly at woman peacefully protesting, just inches in front of her face.

Goon is pointing a B&T GL06 grenade launcher and shooting someone at point-blank range with this so-called
"less than lethal" ammo could be fatal.

15.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 4623 πŸ” 2837 πŸ’¬ 489 πŸ“Œ 238

"Chat, I married him."
–Emerald Fennell's Jane Eyre

15.02.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like it! His stylist seems aware of how his neck looks under a buttoned-up dress shirt and they’ve avoided it (Golden Globes as well)

13.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help SJ Overcome Wrongful Termination, organized by K L SJ (they/them) was suddenly and wrongfully fired from their dream job in Yosemite National P… K L needs your support for Help SJ Overcome Wrongful Termination

SJ is the extremely badass park ranger who hung a trans pride flag off of El Capitan and was fired by the Trump regime for it. Please donate if you can!

www.gofundme.com/f/b4h8e8-hel...

12.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

🚨BREAKING: Puerto Rico has been part of the United States since 1898, and people still act confused that Puerto Ricans are American.

States that joined after Puerto Rico:
β€’ Oklahoma β€” 1907
β€’ New Mexico β€” 1912
β€’ Arizona β€” 1912
β€’ Alaska β€” 1959
β€’ Hawaii β€” 1959

Yet somehow this is still news to folks.

10.02.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 12546 πŸ” 4229 πŸ’¬ 682 πŸ“Œ 205
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East Topsham Vermont
πŸ“Έ Ken Rachlis

10.02.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 1116 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads β€œAlt, Gay, and from New Jersey”: The β€œBabes of Glory” are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads β€œAlt, Gay, and from New Jersey”: The β€œBabes of Glory” are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

I can’t stop laughing about β€œand from New Jersey”

10.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 3255 πŸ” 533 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 192