✨𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞✨

poster for THE BRIDE! (2026)

poster for DOLLY (2026)

i’m gonna be so crazy after seeing this diabolical double feature this weekend

do i deserve a trip to the gallows for thinking it would be HILARIOUS to have an opening premonition sequence to a Final Destination movie be a line dance set to Rednex’s Cotton Eyed Joe?

went a lil buckwild with the Pokopia title generator…

finally 🙄

gray skies, cloudy day

the clouds are so ominous today

exactly bestie

but like if it’s wrong i don’t wanna be right

maybe i’m wrong but i feel like DEAD SILENCE deserves the SAW: The Musical Parody treatment. not just in the way that it needs to be adapted musically, but primarily in making the two leading male characters kiss.

LT poses with a heart above their head standing before a heart-shaped structure adorned with pink flowers and fairy lights. tell them something you enjoy about this look!

red really isn’t my color, i’m more of a pink lover 💕

(and shout out to the trash can floating in the back)

Y’all know repro horror is my fave. Check out this article by @sharai.bsky.social about a short making the rounds at a festival near you.

OH MY

SATURDAY THE 14TH (1981) poster, a pajama-clad man wields a hammer & a stake, dracula in the middle has a cape dramatically billowing in the wind, a woman shushes a panicked child while showing off she indeed has the skinniest waist on the entire block (maybe even the entire suburb).

happy valentine’s day but specifically to the people who also celebrate saturday the 14th!

2026 being the year of video game based horror movie adaptations was def not on my bingo card but couldn’t be more excited for this film 😍😍 #Exit8

taking his ass to the gulag for his crimes against the staff

my manager just said he’s keeping the door propped open during business hours and there’s a snow storm today.

my man who is not yet my man, Michael B. Jordan looking sexy shirtless and covered in FAKE blood in a BTS pic from SINNERS (2025)

this BTS pic of Michael B. Jordan in SINNERS and the chokehold it has on me. in this essay i will—💦

some strange formula written in the condensation on my front door

does anyone recognize this strange formula written by the neighborhood children above my front door? have i been hexed? or is this to bless me every time i cross the threshold?

that would have been kismet. his name was Brandon, the secret fourth chipmunk.

cannot believe my rideshare driver’s navigation system reads him the directions at 2x speed. it’s like we got Alvin in the speakers telling us how to get me to work safely and in one piece.

sorry to your friend but glad to give you a lil giggle your in time of need 🫶🏼

a goat chomping on a table, the caption reads “(screams)”.

Bring Her Back (2025)

a wannabe aesthetic shot of my pink & yellow bath bomb fizzing atop gloriously pinker waters.

lowering myself into the soup. nobody bother me pls.

starting 2026 with my yiddies out 🍳〰️🍳 my curls are popping and hang over my shoulder and are giving goddess, and i’m wearing a pink sweater, inspired by The Substance, with the yolks prominently featured over my bosom (right where they should be)

what a year to be alive (i really gotta get stuff to hang on this wall lol)

new wallpaper reveal. ringing in the new year with my favorite boys.

and health insurance!!

Devyn Nekoda as Anika in a BTS shot of Scream 6 where she is bloodied up giving the camera a thumbs up

survived Boxing Day weekend at work and didn’t bite a single customer 😇

my poor uncle refuses to smile but my aunt, sister, and i are all cute as hell nestled into the booth at our family chinese restaurant

a blurry pic of me & my sister but it’s festive so it’s cute

Mele Kalikimaka from my ‘ohana to yours 🎄🥂✨

now WHO was gonna tell me there’s dairy in the white chocolate mocha sauce? i’m really about to be a farty marty at the christmas party 🎄💨😩

Christmas can be a tough time for some so if you associate the holidays with hardship, i’m here to tell you i appreciate ✨YOU✨ and all of the efforts you made this year. manifesting that there will be no coal found in your stocking and that your eggnog is the perfect ratio. happy christmas y’all! 🎄🥂

as a cat owner, one of my least favorite things is having to leave my baby behind while i go visit family. and either i’m hallucinating or this house is haunted, because i feel like i just heard her meowing outside my door…