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and take Elon Musk with you

I can't possibly imagine the kind of toilet brain you gotta have to call yourself The Woke Ginger as a brand. We are done with dignity. That's over now. We're post dignity

The secretary of defense saying we almost have cnn in our grasp is some dark, dark shit

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... •3h I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around And it’s Werner with a speech bubble saying it

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... • 3h I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him And it’s a different Werner with a speech bubble saying it

Ok I don’t think I deserved the double Herzog

this piece of shit

great photo. feel sorry for this athlete, but what a shot

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

I was looking for a different meme on my phone but this one came up and it’s better

A guy crouched in a parking space with text “normal car in a dealership lot”

The same guy crouched over some rocks on the grass with text “Jeep Wrangler in a dealership lot”

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

if this the worst thing a priest is doing in pittsburgh, let's say we're doing better than a lot of places

Allegheny County Council approves bill restricting ICE cooperation - 90.5 WESA Allegheny County Council approves bill restricting ICE cooperation  90.5 WESA

Allegheny County Council approves bill restricting ICE cooperation - 90.5 WESA

A poster for PIE pittsburgh indie expo a figures head is surrounded by cute and disturbing worms bees and butterflies on the poster. The date time and art sponsors beyond them. It sits on the other side of a window which raindrops splatter across

Hey if you're in Pittsburgh! You like art, comics, tabletop games, indie stuff!? Come to PIE, pgh indie expo, this weekend!!!

A dramatic scene from the movie Gladiator showing a Roman gladiator standing in an arena with arms spread wide, shouting toward the crowd while holding a sword. He wears leather armor and a short tunic. Large white meme text at the top reads, “ARE YOU NOT FATIGUED?” parodying the famous arena challenge line from the film. The background shows sandy stone walls of a Roman-style arena.

this movie is better than you would expect

Someone made a parody Trump-administration Iran-war rapid-response account

Eric Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. are acquiring a drone company that is seeking to meet Pentagon demand after Trump banned the use of Chinese drones.

We’re barely a week into Trump’s war and already his family has found a way to cash in.

Everything is for sale.

that’s the old part of the Pittsburgh airport. it’s so old that dinosaurs died down there waiting for flights

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Pittsburgh DSA’s Benefit Against Imperialism Raised $5,562 for MAP Medical aid for Palestinians

Thank you to everyone who helped make this possible! Free Palestine!

strongmen would get a lot more rocks moved around if they worked together instead of individually

that guy's moving stones and kegs around and these other big guys are just standing there. give him a hand!

Sheraden. Sherwood Ave. Callers report that people are fighting in the street with lighter fluid and socks. One caller mentioned someone might be holding a rock.

Huh wonder what changed.

Painting of a woman laying her head on a table with my caption “happy women’s history month to all who celebrate”

Bill to ban Allegheny County employees from cooperating with ICE advances to full council vote A bill that would bar Allegheny County employees from cooperating with Immigration and Customs Enforcement is set to go before County Council as early...

Bill to ban Allegheny County employees from cooperating with ICE advances to full council vote

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