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Profane nonsense for a trivial lifestyle

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If i had to guess, I'd say probably goop and/or muck

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you have a moment to talk about difficulty and hardship?

05.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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trying out a new tough persona. Sorry for intimidating.

04.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the moon things

03.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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willn't someone thinketh of yon shareholders?

03.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They hate me because I own a modest shed

02.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I need dark powers for research purposes.

26.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do not even talk to me about predicaments

19.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You know that thing that creators of things do where they tease the release of a thing? Well, I am formally doing the cryptic tease to let you know (cryptically) that I am going to reprint the Arcane Bullshit Oracle deck one day.

18.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The bad news is you’re a total shithead, the good news is you’re an excellent candidate for entoiletfication

17.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Somebody spilled lovedog all over the floor in here

13.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Just some old school multinational petrochemical corporation shit for all you mucus clowns

11.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Smells like love in here

10.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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sorry you are dead

30.01.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is just a regular post with absolutely nothing SICK or PERVERTED.

29.01.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Who's up getting their disc herniated?

16.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, you don’t have to be a Marty Supreme. You can just be a Marty Okay.

04.01.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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what will they thing of next?

30.12.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry tidings

25.12.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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I am all whimsed out

24.12.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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what's the move? we slumberin' or nah?

19.12.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Honestly, I have no idea! I guess you can tag my Facebook account?

18.12.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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pls I brought you nitrogen and phosphorus like you asked for, I just want to what tree sex feels like

18.12.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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wibter wondreland

17.12.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy shambling along the lonely trail of bones to all who celebrate!

15.12.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Banished, I'm afraid :(

11.12.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong!

Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.

10.12.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You ever meet somebody and you can just tell that motherfucker's family has some slender, graceful old world hunting dogs? Like a Saluki or a Borzoi. Probably at least 2 of them.

10.12.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?

08.12.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5