In exactly a month itβs my birthday so I just booked my pre-birthday facial + laser + Botox π€
In exactly a month itβs my birthday so I just booked my pre-birthday facial + laser + Botox π€
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Reading books but also mostly,,,,,,,,,,,,adding books to my list to read that just keeps getting longer and longer π΅βπ«
lol my BOSS started a MEETING today going over βwhat was in in 2015β and the SECOND item on his list was TERRORISM
Happy Motherβs Day to ME and this thrift haul ποΈπποΈ
Thinking about the wig I just ordered (she might heal me tbh)
will.i.am was SO right - I DO want to scream and ALSO shout!!!
Getting naked at all times πββοΈ
Itβs autism awareness month somewhere (all my clothes are suddenly SENSORY HELL and I need to tip them and also my skin off immediately)
God I HATE when my disabilities disable me π‘ how rude π‘
Nipples,,,,,,,problem π
gmornin boob crew (ppl who have boobs & also ppl who enjoy boobs). another day is ABREAST (just a little reference and allusion to boobs for u all to enjoy)
Working in corporate shit is dumbbbbb like what to you MEAN I need to learn about Hershey-Blanchard Situational Leadership????? I should be outside, smokin weed and feeling the sun!!!!
Couldnβt find my tape measure I had to measure my window using a dildo! Women in stem!!
Iβm sooooooooooo down bad and in love with her π
Had to wake up and get to work early so I missed the time when I usually hold my gf before I leave :( but she called me when she woke up and told me she missed me π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°
Itβs hard to be a femme (my nails are too long to open the thing of chocolate caramel bits in my purse π)
Can I say something brave? I donβt think Iβve ever felt more lesbian than wearing a thumb ring
I looooooooce being rotted gossipy bitches with Kelly from HR at my day job π€
The horrors persist but Iβm FUELED by the work gossip (apparently all of corporate HR team VEHEMENTLY hates the Owensboro HR team and theyβve been talking shit about Owensboro all week π€)
this happened to me once
ADP is down so I canβt do any work π€‘ but Iβm also not allowed to go home early π€‘ but Iβm also not allowed to do anything else π€‘ gonna kms π€‘
Everyday is April fools when you're attracted to men
Fresh Faces is back this Friday!!! Get into it!!
Drank too much cold brew and now my hands are shaking too much to rhinestone :( no one has ever suffered the way I suffer :(
Wretched, Iβm obsessed π
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Shoutout to my doctor starting the process of getting me my med card π€
Chanel fw25 pearl bag #fashionsky