Folks doing that fuckass found-family-as-nuclear-family thing getting on shippers' backs like "nooooo, character A can't fuck character B because B is A's Honorary Mom™" as though that makes it LESS hot.
“boy you’re gonna gary that weight” me to my friend gary (hes a weightlifter)
keith stack i was unfamiliar with your brony game
If you dont have at least one kink an 18 year old on tumblr would try to cancel you for that you indulge in shamelessly you arent living tbh
you're telling me this beef is strokin' off?
serial experiments lain
r/femalelivingspace
this is even more impressive when you consider you need 10,000 hours of armpit experience to be an armpit expert
the post of the original thumbnail vanished before I could like it but I DID download it and make my own version
You know what? Sure. I’m not driving.
sir. your daughter's life is in our hands. if you want her back, you must do the following. go to our youtube page. watch our three most recent comedy sketches. post a comment with helpful critique on what we could do better. no one wants to do this for us so we have taken matters into our own hands
Nuclear detonation tonite? 👀
Nuclear detonation tonight queen??
Nuclear detonation tonite? 👀
Stop the car
in my dream I met a doomsday prepper, prepping for his doomsday. I told him I didn't think the world was going to end soon, and that that's probably pretty disappointing for a doomsday prepper to hear, but he shook his head. "prepare to be disappointed," he said, "but prepare."
my chemical munitions
Attack on Beautiful Tits
we all know that one couple that's Working Mature Woman and The Pervert
Twitter screenshot reading "Politics - Trending" on the first line and "WHERE IS CONGRESS" in all caps on the second line
POV you are a baboon who has been separated from the rest of its pack
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
mentally i am here
We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.
Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are soranews24.com/2026/02/20/j...
a fresh loaf of bread is sort of a tragic thing because even as you’re eating that first magnificent slice you know the bread is already getting worse. beauty never lasts. happiness is evanescent
she slice on my garlic till i liquefy in the pan with just a little oil
TREASURE & RAGE
and preferably one character who's a big fat guy who does a butt slam attack
