Dan ain't Q

Here's a fun mathematical fact:

Trump and President Obamas IQ's combined is exactly the same as President Obama alone

Well I for one am shocked that the Nobel committee hasn't considered trump for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Look at how peaceful our country snd the world is right now.

To the people that blame our problems on "both sides"...

...only Republicans are protecting child rapists, and are trying to remove human rights from people they dont like.

Mike Johnson says we aren't at war and Republicans voted against the War Powers act.

However, even trump admits its a war. It is a war, and the cowardly Republicans have abdicated their branch of government.

Mike Johnson is saying we are not at war with Iran.

Then why are we launching thousands of missiles into Iran and killing their leadership? If we're not at war, why did we blow up an all girls school?

Republicans have made the legislative branch an extension of the executive branch. This is wrong.

More women have been prosecuted for having an abortion than men on the Epstein/trump list have been prosecuted for raping children.

If your spouse ever texts you saying that "all you do is correct me", then send them a text back that says that they suffer from "correctile disfunction" and watch your spouses head explode.

So when farmers are suffering because of trumps policies and they demand money, the funds are given to them without hesitation.

But when people need money for affordable healthcare, its denied because thats socialism and there isnt enough money.

Make it make sense!

Dear Winter,

I'm sorry to say that I am no longer interested in continuing our time together. I've decided to start seeing other seasons.

Its not me. It's you.

Live your life in such a way that your death doesn't become a world wide holiday.

No. Paying for a voluntary war is not more important than helping Americans afford health care.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

The only reason trump bombed a girls school in Iran is that Susan Collins would be "very concerned" if he did it in a blue state in America.

The trump administration is (again) breaking the law and is saying they can't refund the money they made from the illegal tariffs.

Under normal circumstances, people who defy the will of the courts would get arrested and imprisoned. Lets see what happens here.

For the love of all that is good and holy in the year of our chaos 2026 I beg of you…

Please use the wonderful technology that is headphones while on public transportation.

Thank you for coming to my Ruth talk.

Congress has abdicated its role as an equal branch of government. It is now the branch of the felon in the White House.

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