Guess he should have written another version called "Jesus take the yoke".
He can be so literal sometimes....
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Guess he should have written another version called "Jesus take the yoke".
He can be so literal sometimes....
Saddened that our leaders won't be at ground zero today. I'm especially upset because my grandma died on 9/11.
9/11/13 but STILL.
"Trump is right about Chicago being worse than Afghanistan"
I think to myself as I board the bus behind a grown man holding half a chocolate cake and wearing a My Little Pony backpack.
Streaming The Last of Us 2, Abby's version 🙃
www.twitch.tv/misssassy_pa...
Those days can still exist! 😘
Streaming The Last of Us 2 - first play through. We're headed towards the aquarium
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You can fart on me any day ❤️
Horse corpses, shamblers, farts OH MY! just another day being The Last of Us. (2)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2GPtJ5e/
When your cat pukes up round worms and you slurp those bad boys up bc ozempic, in this economy?
Ever look at the toilet after a shit and think, "NOW is the time to weigh myself!"
i got stung by a radioactive bee i can't fly or make honey, but my knees look fucking spectacular
Tinder match: I'm into bondage and S&M
Me: ...
TM: ... you there?
Me: Do you have a Costco membership?
It's definitely a goal of mine 😅
I wish we could all have the confidence of a 70 year old woman changing in the locker room at the YMCA.
Me: Hurry up! If Mommy is late to work, then I get fired, and we don't have money to pay the rent, and then we're homeless.
*a few hours later*
Kid: [spots homeless person on the street] Looks like that guy was late to work
Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
Lol same! And maybe I just wanna relive my glory days 😅😭
If you see me posting my old tweets on here... no you didn't
We're back. So are the jump scares and the burps... apparently
CAPTCHA: are you a human
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
People who ask when your birthday is like to think about your parents making love.
This is true. "Oh, you were a Halloween baby." Great, now I'm thinking about my parents getting it on with clown makeup on
It's been a minute, but I'm back on stream! Fortnite all night! And by all night, I mean until 9pm cst.
www.twitch.tv/misssassy_pa...
Switzerland has started using an AI Jesus in confessions, and all the altar boys collectively let out a sigh of relief
Show me your pet and what they are named after:
I hardly know her
Let Elon use my tweets for training his AI. He'll be so groundbreaking for having the first AI that requires therapy.
Accurate
