My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
07.03.2026 16:41
👍 817
🔁 172
💬 21
📌 3
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
“I have a confession,” confessed Huntersky Badassula confessorily. “I’m half vampire and half really cool vampire.”
“Confessing that was very cool and sexy of you,” said Jayne Smyth. “Are you half anything, Owen Owens?”
“I’m half baked!” said Owen Owens from inside the witch’s evil muffin machine.
A public beta playtest will go up tomorrow.
Happy to announce that we will be launching the official Angel Heart Kickstarter April 1st! This will be the first TTRPG adaptation of the iconic movie for the World's Greatest Roleplaying Game
I’d like to thank Timothee Chalamet for proving my hypothesis that some of women’s biggest haters come from our own families. His mother and sister trained as ballet dancers. He crapped all over their art form deliberately to put them down in public. May he never win that Oscar.
Let me guess, lead generation?
Yesterday, the KIDS Act has Passed the E&C, and soon will be pushing into the house! This is a combination of KOSA, SCREEN Act, App Store Accountability Act, and other bills into one package.
Contact your Reps, and tell them to OPPOSE these bills! Stay strong, and fight for your rights and privacy!
Cover of Lo, Nuns!: A picture in colours that resemble a medieval illustration, comprising five nuns in various habits. It is set in a golden oval frame, with flowing plumes of red and blue, and ribbons. The first nun is dressed in a gold habit, and has an elegant breastplate and a curved sword. The second nun wears a crimson habit and a sensual pose. She has long claws, and she plays with a long string of beads. She has bright blue eyes. The third nun wears a ragged, feathery habit, in raven black. She carries a sickle. Her hand is stained red/black. The fourth nun is in a normal brown/gray habit. She looks alarmed, and is trying to grab a cat, who is jumping out of the frame. The fifth nun is in a blue/black habit, and is holding up an ammonite. A demonic, clawed hand approaches her shoulder.
Cover reveal: Lo, Nuns!
@anemoneart.bsky.social has done an amazing job on the cover, introducing us to just five of the many interesting nuns (and the pussy) to be found within these pages.
I am honestly blown away with how incredible the art is!
If Claude was conscious, the entirety of Anthropic's leadership should be imprisoned for slavery.
"Irony" has done more damage to the RPG scene than Wizards of the Coast. I'm fine with "comedy". But I want games made in earnest. I want the old indie canard where you make stuff because you love it and if anyone likes it it's a bonus.
If a man does not want to reflect he won’t and no piece of art or culture is gonna no matter how its constructed
If we judge parents who hit their kids, are we contributing to "don't hit your kids" hesitancy?
Well, you see, me calling a parent who refuses to give their child the polio vaccine an idiot makes me *worse* than the parent because I'm hardening the heart of Pharaoh, if you will.
Why do we always center the feelings of the parent who, through their "beliefs" and actions, get their kids permanently disabled or killed, and not the feelings of a child who takes their last breath because mommy and daddy believe that vaccines cause autism?
the etymology of our word "travesty" comes from the late Italian medieval "travesti" which was used to label "men" who dressed like women. They've been coming for us for centuries. It didn't start recently, it didn't start with the Nazis. It's been centuries.
The moral equivalent of "my parents hit me and I turned out fine".
Good parents don't raise a child who thinks you can be a good parent while denying your children vaccines.
Just kind of wild that Steam includes a "do you want to rob the developer y/n?" button for short games.
Screenshot of a steam review that was changed from negative to positive.
The one Passenger x Princess reviewer who left a positive review after refunding changed their review to negative after I asked if they'd consider paying the $5.
People will press the "make this users life worse" button under the slightest duress, so I'm the idiot here. But like. Come on lmao.
OF THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!
Iran's foreign minister, smirking
Of those who are technically veterans, it's probably like a 65/35 split in favor of Trump in 2024.
Of those who are professional veterans, i.e., their entire personality is a pointed sense of resentment against parents, homeroom teachers, coaches, police, Army Captains, etc. who set them back, 100%
new lore to the pool phone: he thought it would help a swollen battery too
Watching normal defense posters under the previous admin go insane:
An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."
You talked me into it lol
“Oyster Nazi” is one of those Venture Bros. villains that appears on screen for like four seconds
I understand the reason for this. It is an Infinite Worlds timeline. Infinite Worlds is full of timelines that IW scientists understand don't make sense and are forced to roll with. As an IW timeline, the 1980/90s setup is actually pretty good and playable.
That's why I keep thinking about it in terms of Wild Talents. You can actually get away with a lot of the early Confederate wank by going with the idea that William Walker was a Talent. But the timeline keeps having to give the Confederates an out to work.