It’s getting wet in the shower, and I haven’t even turned on the water yet. #SoftCockSaturday
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It’s getting wet in the shower, and I haven’t even turned on the water yet. #SoftCockSaturday
Trouble with the Curve (2012, dir: Clint Eastwood) #FatCockFriday
Trouble with the Curve (2012, dir: Clint Eastwood) #FatCockFriday
Wake and shake.
Repost with your dick root.
How I arrived on Bluesky.
My impression of a compass pointing south-southwest. #TummyTuesday
He always did enjoy a good squeeze. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
Well, that was aggressive. #SundayCumday
Alexa, play “Kiss Them for Me" by Siouxsie and the Banshees.
#SoftCockSaturday is gonna get pretty hard if I keep touching my nipples.
Shaken AND stirred. #FatCockFriday
I’m basically a Muppet. #Fursday
A cock in the hand is worth two (drips) in the bush. #WetWednesday
Quick question: Am I legally obligated to show navel on #TummyTuesday, or is this okay?
My favorite black-and-white movie is Furtigo. #MonochromeMonday
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
“Fuck” sums it up nicely. #SundayCumday
Chucking around. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
Today is Clean Out Your Bookcase Day, but this lil devil seems to have other plans. #FatCockFriday #FCF
I could go for a little heavy petting tonight. #Fursday
It’s #WetWednesday! Don’t forget to moisturize your thighs!
Tell me you’re hairy without telling me you’re hairy. 👀
That thing where you try to film yourself stroking your cock but you don’t realize that the camera is oriented vertically instead of horizontally so you wind up with an okay video to post on #TummyTueaday instead.
It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
Sorry for the mess. I got a little too excited about Discount Valentine’s Day Candy Day. #SundayCumday
I got a soft spot for my Bluesky buddies. #SoftCockSaturday
In retrospect I probably should’ve tried to moan “ch-ch-ch-ch ah-ah-ah-ah” since it’s Friday the 13th. #FatCockFriday #FCF
