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Take them all off and he will have null rays.

09.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14040 πŸ” 4242 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42
04.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2715 πŸ” 755 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 20
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@reckless.bsky.social apple is advertising on Facebook and Instagram for the first time in years. Maybe a decade? Very weird.

05.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera

Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera

My relatives at the family gathering: Hey! There he is finally came down join us huh?

Me trying to sneak by them to grab a snack from the kitchen without being noticed:

02.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I think this is a top 5 all time favorite

01.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the first time since TF separated the "kid" and "collector" lines that I've actually purchased a few. They fill a nice gap left by not having "core" or legends sized figures.

24.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Criterion has just added TMNT Fall Of The Foot Clan for Nintendo Game Boy

24.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Milwaukee last night? Me too

24.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit I forgot true lies was after. I do like that movie but it feels more like a sentimental favorite

22.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha

22.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2 years ago I was Vegas for a work conference. I avoided gambling the entire trip. The last night, I was walking back to my room, saw this machine and just decided I'll throw 5 bucks in. I won 67. I cashed out immediately.

Busting makes me feel good.

22.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All downhill after t2.

22.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I take my ADHD medicine before playing video games it's Game Boy Vyvanse

19.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does it want you to take 2 Tylenol?

17.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this scale chart with all my soul. Especially when it is called upon to compare two characters whose defining traits are massive shifts in size when transforming.

17.02.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man in a blue hat driving a vehicle ALT: a cartoon of a man in a blue hat driving a vehicle
16.02.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 23258 πŸ” 4794 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 169

The WFC/86 era tapes are too small to be any good in my opinion. I've been thinking of getting knock off MPs to replace them but this is better.

14.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if some of these are great, one thing you can't accuse TMNT of is not exploiting crossover figure potential. Hard to think of a big property they haven't done outside of Star wars and marvel.

13.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time

12.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 901 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 8

If I recall this was the first real Arcee figure. Even with the animated style, it wasn't a bike or a recolor of something else.
Now we get a new Arcee more frequently than Jazz or Hound, but man this was special.

12.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you like Hades 2?

Hey Deez two nuts!

11.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh, we use discord for our work chat since it more flexible than Slack. Wonder how this will play out...

10.02.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the only thing more bud light powerful than hate is love

10.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can do prostate cancer tests with blood now. It just doesn't seem fair. I was hoping there'd be more diseases we could diagnose with a finger up the butt not less.

09.02.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get to experience what it's like for a non English speaker to listen to almost any popular music for 10 minutes. It's neat.

09.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

50 Cent must be pretty confident he doesn't have any skeletons in his closet considering the massive amount of shit he talks. I respect it.

01.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find that does affect me much unless I accidentally combine it will coffee or energy drink. Then I vibrate through time and space.

30.01.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0