At the dog park, a man had two Labs, an adult and a puppy. When he wanted to leave, he sent the big one to get the little one and bring him back.
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a Labrador retriever actually retrieve a Labrador.
Today we started to learn Tableau and already I‘m Excel, who?
This mini thread is spectacular.
YAY YAY YAY!!! 👏👏👏
Normalise the second question when you meet an American outside of America being “who did you vote for?”
INSANE MICHELIN CHEF GUY: In the past, I have perhaps been a bit hard on my employees and I apologize.
REPORTER: A former line cook says you rented a bulldozer and drove it into his house while screaming "this is how subtly you're placing parsley motherfucker"
CHEF: i now realize that was wrong
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
I‘m up to a pack a day now.
Cigarettes?
No, no. Hummus.
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🤩🤩🤩
To mark International Women's Day, I would just like to shout-out the righteous anger of women everywhere.
Stay justifiably irate, ladies. 😘✌️
No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception Everyone is ok.
No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception Everyone is ok. Stay calm, everyone is safe.
No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception
No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception.
I wonder if a drone has hit Dubai Marina. Or whether it was just
debris from a successful interception.
If only loads of Dubai based accounts, including Isabel Oakeshott's, could tell me.
Happy International Women's Day - here's a piece celebrating some of Ireland's most interesting women, with a thread about each of them linked below:
bsky.app/profile/ciar...
Prints are also available here:
www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
He was shoving a sous-chet in front of him, a young man who had put on techno music, a genre that Mr. Redzepi disliked, in the production kitchen. Far from the dining room, it was where unpaid interns worked 16-hour days, performing tasks like picking herbs and cleaning pine cones to adorn Mr. Redzepi's celebrated New Nordic dishes. Mr. Redzepi taunted the chef over and over as about 40 cooks, in short sleeves and aprons, formed the usual circle around the two men. It was not the first time they had been forced to participate in a public shaming, according to two chets who were present. Mr. Redzepi escalated the attack, punching his employee in the ribs and screaming that no one would go back inside until the chef said, loud enough for all to hear, that he liked giving D.J.s oral sex. His co-workers stood in silence until he breathlessly complied. Then they filed back into the kitchen and returned to work.
A reckoning has come for Noma.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/d...
Omg.
Sorry! Winnie and Dottie!
Ok so their names are Buffy, Winnie, Bluey, Welly, and Queeny. Got it.
“Clara Zetkin, the German writer, politician and public speaker who founded International Women’s Day, believed it was socialism that would set working class people free—women and men alike.”
Robin Oomkes profiles this remarkable woman…
www.slowtravelberlin.com/clara-zetkin
I‘d say that look tells you your answer.
It‘s so delicious. It‘s for tomorrow but ai keep stealing a little bit while it’s cooling.
“No matter how you encounter this site, you will likely be struck by its atmosphere of infertility and emptiness. This is a place of death and terror, now quiet and stilled.”
Susan Paterson on Berlin’s most chilling museum: www.slowtravelberlin.com/topography-o...
My lovely German fiancé is in the kitchen making Soljanka for tomorrow and I‘m in the living room making plans to eat it all while he sleeps tonight because I cannot wait.
Ooh, I needed a new recipe I can batch cook. This is perfect! Thank you!!
It is very much our normal now.
A poster for Netflix series Crap Happens.
Crap Happens is very funny even though it’s German and you all should watch it. No, really, it‘s actually funny despite being German. Trust me.
This look lovely. Luckily, with Deutsche Bahn, every train is unhurried. 🙃
I stayed in the house for 6 weeks because Berlin was essentially encased in ice. We had gorgeous weather this week which coincided with a dear friend visiting and so I went to museums and restaurants and just had a lovely week.
And now I am sick. 😭
A van has pulled up next to my parked car. It has a large "Quantum Plumbing" logo on the side, with the slogan "phenomenal service!" below, and a cartoon of a strange gnomish bearded man with white pair and pointed ears holding a wrench in one hand and a glowing atom in the other.
I don't want to know what calls for quantum plumbing, but I guess I'm glad it's available if someone needs it.
