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He couldn't hold a job as a mop boy at a peep show.

18.02.2026 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Bradley Effect.

Nobody will talk about it.

14.02.2026 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Old time hockey! Old time hockey!"

14.02.2026 13:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only thing nazis hate more than non-white people is "race mixers".

14.02.2026 13:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My niece at age 10 was asked to stop playing in a co-ed league because the boys complained that she was too rough.

13.02.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Minne fucking Sota! Rah!

13.02.2026 14:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We call those people, "assholes"

13.02.2026 07:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is in retaliation for the $3 jury verdict in the USFL v. NFL case.

In 1986.

The only thing the mango maggot is good at is carrying a grudge.

This fact should pierce immunity.

13.02.2026 07:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope the rest of your shift flys by!

13.02.2026 07:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That airplane is super stable and very maneuverable.

They have an unmatched safety record.

"Experimental" just means the previous owner assembled the airplane from a kit. Just like other aircraft are assembled in a factory. No other difference.

12.02.2026 16:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He was so talented.

And he really was a good pilot.

What happened to him could happen to any one of us. 20,000 hour airline pilots even make mistakes.

12.02.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...landing

12.02.2026 15:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The airplane was home built. The builder was paranoid about having the tank switch so close to his nu-nus, so he replumbed the fuel system.

It was a classic aviation accident-you get sidetracked and you forget the first rule-You have to fly the plane. We should always be able to glide to a safe...

12.02.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He managed to crash an uncrashable airplane.

12.02.2026 06:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

libertardians are just really, really, really stupid republicans.

10.02.2026 18:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He bragged about designing the signature to look like a kkk rally.

We've known about it for years.

The mail order horebride changed her signature to match his.

10.02.2026 18:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A jury in Minneapolis humiliated the mango maggot in the USFL v. NFL case by awarding the maggots $3 in damages.

That was in 1986. The dotard is only good at carrying a grudge.

10.02.2026 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THEY won the Super Bowl

10.02.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The mango maggot didn't watch skid suckkk.

10.02.2026 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am more of a Henny Youngman guy

10.02.2026 04:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I the only one who saw the mango maggot's "Jane Goodall" posting on maggot antisocial?

10.02.2026 04:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really hate what brainworm has done to the legacy of Real Bobby

10.02.2026 04:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look up the Virginia Piper kidnapping.

Parallels to the Guthrie disappearance.

09.02.2026 16:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would the Antichrist be illiterate with an IQ of 90?

09.02.2026 05:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Last diaper I changed was in 1968

08.02.2026 10:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One Carat Gold Leaf

08.02.2026 10:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kelly and his brother as co-secdefs. Or the Vindemens. (sp?)

Taylor Swift Ambassador to the Chrysanthemum Throne. She speaks Japanese.

08.02.2026 10:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

President Obama can come back after 20 January, 2027 and serve the rest of the term. All nice and constitutional.

08.02.2026 10:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No extra charge. Use it in good health

08.02.2026 01:28 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

One republitard yesterday called him "Literally a demon"

08.02.2026 01:27 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0