Angel Shmangel

i need to get angel bites or i’ll die actually

i like this cause even on my priv i’m like what if i’m being annoying but here? oh you’re getting every update

YAYY

i love my gf….

jessie has arrived…. :3

the linear regression formula. y = a + bx. how do you get a? [(∑y)(∑x²) - (∑y)(∑xy)] divided by [n(∑x²) - (∑x)²] and b is equal to [n(∑xy) - (∑x) (∑y)] divided by [n(∑x²) - (∑x)²]

earlier i had to do math work and i went “only 7 questions? pssht. easy” and i opened the assignment and was met with this

FUCK I FORGOT TO SHOWER

some things I enjoy, let’s be friends! 🦋✨

💜 fingering myself
💜 sucking dick and cock
💜 hating my grandma
💜 watching friends do hard drugs
💜 jaywalking
💜 jerking off after dinner
💜 applebees molten lavacake
💜 jerking off before dinner
💜 not recycling
💜 anal
💜 Imodium
💜 LGBTQ+ rights

#promosky

i’ve been calling them “babinski” (pronounced buh-bin-skee) as a way to call them babies in a sillier fashion. they’re babinskis. it CAN be pronounced babb-in-skee or babe-in-skee but i say buh

a picture of halfpipe, an orange cat with white paws and a white bib. he looks SO BABY. he is SO CUTE.

a picture of padlock (a black cat with tan speckles) asleep on my chest. she is just a little baby too

here are the babinskis btw. they’re both just little and baby

this is because my anniversary with both jessie AND doll as well as jessie AND doll AND ***’s birthdays AND VALENTINE’S DAY are all back to back and i see doll beginning of january and jessie end of february and frey and *** in between that so i’m very busy!! frey’s gifts are just for valentines :3

doll and freyb here either lemme tell what i got them :3 i got doll a polaroid camera and an eagles hoodie (go birds) and i bought her headphones and i’m gonna lick my way into his pants every night for 3 weeks straight. and then i got frey money for a concert, a beanie baby rat, and a necklace :3

also yes this is all tweeting to me idc

wait jessie doesn’t have a bluesky does that mean i can tweet about my gifts for her….

i absolutely slayed a haircut i gave my friend, i made doll’s gf a gift, and now i’m cuddling padlock. only thing that would make this better is a girl kissing me on my wet hot mouth

a picture of me in a wig i straightened. it’s very orange and my cheeks are puffed

btw here’s a wig i straightened because- god willing- i will be nami in her bikini (also p.s. i am gonna curl the ends a little, this is just the current progress)

moyrhwashing…. onya…. crly

fleki shirtless felt appropriate btw

I AM HERE!!

hello friends and loved ones i am here for you please follow me back or i’ll molt