Tiff Stevenson

Noooooo! So sorry Curt. Syd and Princess stay with me as the cat icons they were ♥️♥️

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★ @tiffstevenson.bsky.social
★ Uncanny: Fear of the Dark
★ @foundfootagefest.com
★ We Can Build It Better (Walthamstow’s International Women’s Day Festival)
★ Hot Singles In Your Area Play D&D by @airlocktheatre.bsky.social
★ The Anti ''Yogi'' by Mayuri Bhandari

After an historic snowfall, it is possible to stand in the middle of New York City, close your eyes and hear nothing but the scraping of snow shovels on pavement!

I’ll be bringing Post Coital to Soho Theatre 10/11th April

You can book here -

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Bring back headphones on the tube and also book tickets to see Post Coital in Edinburgh on April 4th

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I let out a massive yelp and the Secret Service come rushing in. I shout ‘I Bridget Trump am a sex goddess once again!!’ and we all just fell about with laughter.

It’s a red envelope. He considers calling the security team in for a sweep but I grab it off him. Then I get so nervous I pass it back to him and he reads it out.
‘A piece of ridiculous and meaningless commercial exploitation - for my darling little frigid cow’.

Cocktails: 3 (a bit naughty for lunch time)
6 PM Everyone is leaving the office early for dinner dates. Just myself and Sean left. He is chewing Orbit cinnamon constantly and driving me mad. I tell him to leave and on his way out he steps on something weird

Emergency summit with urban family. Kellyanne is really upset over accidentally plugging Ivanka’s products on Fox. She accused Fox of emotional fuckwittage. We agreed that me not receiving any flowers or cards from Vlad was just an alternate fact. Cheers to that!

9 AM Brief moment of wild joy when I see a bunch of flowers in the Oval Office. Read the card and I see they have been sent to Michelle, the former tenant. I put them in the bin. It’s fine. I am a poised POTUS and do not need validation from bad men and criminals.

Lunch

8 AM Oh goody. Valentine’s Day. Wonder if the post has come yet. Go downstairs in my dressing gown, it is definitely NOT a bathrobe. Maybe there will be a card from Vlad. Or a secret admirer!! Maybe Nigel? Quite excited actually.

February 14th
Valentines Day Massacre.

Not to be confused with the Bowling Green Massacre which is definitely a real thing!!!

Anyway Valentine’s Day is a purely commercial, cynical enterprise anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me, a bit like SNL.

11.45 AM Finding inner peace by reminding myself just how many enthusiastic supporters there were lining the streets of Florida. Some of them were so old and tanned. It is important that I note these small victories, as outlets such as CNN refuse to! Very dishonest of them.

10.30 AM Could this day be any longer? I have a huge pile of folders and tedious security briefings to look through but I just can’t bring myself to do it.
11.30 AM God I am bored.

10.05 AM Heart gave great lurch when I saw Vlad had been online! It was the official Kremlin account but still he is in the office and hasn’t been in touch. Maybe it was because last time we spoke I accused him of cheating and he called me a frigid cow.

I thought that my romantic mini break with sex god Shinzo Abe at Mar-A Lago would make Vlad jealous…what if it is the opposite that is true?

9.00 AM Nothing from Vlad, don’t even know if he is in the office today. Do they work Mondays in Russia?
9.15 AM Still nothing from Vlad
9.30 AM Oh god. Oh god.

Instead I put the phone down on Malcolm Turnbull, fire off a couple of executive orders and listen to Elton John.

February 13th
Gah! Another year of Valentine’s Day humiliation. No way will I get any cards. Toy with the idea of flirting energetically with anyone I think might be induced into sending me one, but dismiss as immoral.

Happy Valentines Men She Wrote #ValentinesDay2026 #valentines  #menshewrote #writingmen #feminism

I’ve got a new joke about spiders. Do you think it’s got legs?

As the brilliant @tiffstevenson.bsky.social pointed out - Pam Bondi used to be such a gentle character that she was nicknamed "Pambi" - but nowadays she's known as "Punt"

RIP Catherine O’Hara . Genius gets bandied about too much but she was. Also the gift of Moira Rose that character and show at a time whe we really needed it. That was my lockdown wonder a funny, beautiful show about what’s really important. Thanks for the laughs and the heart

@simonbrew.bsky.social I just watched Slotherhouse, after listening to your interview with @tiffstevenson.bsky.social
You were right, it's so much fun. Alpha made me laugh throughout.

And home. Thank you @tiffstevenson.bsky.social and @thecomedystore.co.uk for another amazing #OldRope night.
Getting you guys to sign this is a side quest, I just want to see a great show, but thank you from the bottom of my heart to all those who have ❤️❤️❤️

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