Hey yall, I need to raise $2200 dollars to afford dental care that I need next month and I do not have any way to save that much or set it aside on my own and I really need this work done before my tooth gets worse. Sharing my kofi here in case anyone is willing and able to help even a little!
Halloween is 100 days away.
i can't believe it's not butthole
Why is this deeply upsetting and perfect at the same time?
I NEED INFO STAT 👀👀👀
🤣🤣🤣🤣 truth
The taint
Vomit a hairball in the middle of the comforter
You could say it just keeps cumming and cumming
It makes sense I’m the author of a crack smau about Calico Jack as a shock jock 🤣
😊🫠😬
Thrilled that @david-jenkins.bsky.social has gifted the fandom the opportunity for a canonical “Jack Off” between Calico Jack and Applejack
The worm inside RFK Jrs noggin:
Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
Caitvi is peak ship, no one can convince me otherwise
James Webb Space Telescope’s infrared view of the Pillars of Creation
art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
I’m an old, can confirm a worrying number of people seemed genuinely concerned about witch ghosts getting them irl
Me at 14, about to come out two months later
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
Photo edit of Lucius as The Mona Lisa.
The Mona Lucius 🎨🖌️
(sharing this again now that there are more people here who will see it)
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
A half-drunk cup of coffee, with rings of settled coffee on the empty part of the cup.
You might have ADHD if your coffee cup keeps a tree-ring-like record of how many times you got significantly distracted before finishing it…
Aging Jamiroquai?
Can’t trust those Rotini’s… They always wanna screw ya
I think the vibe on Bluesky this week is like the first week in the dorms your freshman year of college. Everyone is new, you’re excited to meet so many folks. And no one has puked on your shoes outside the townie bar they got into with a fake ID yet
Just had the thought “Does an Abe Lincoln Park exist?”, and then imagined a huge bronze statue that is US President Abraham Lincoln, but he’s just all the members of hit band Linkin Park
RIP Calico Jack, you would have loved Jizz Fest 2024
I don’t know you, and I promise I’m not trolling. But when I read “beavermoon” I imagined someone flashing me with their lady bits/taint and it made me guffaw out loud so that my dog gave me a judgmental look.
