Why don’t you report cents on tax returns?
Because nobody likes change.
09.10.2023 04:21
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Why don’t you report cents on tax returns?
Because nobody likes change.
u can’t write controller without a troll
i brought a scale into court…
…to have a trial balance
did u hear about form 404?
it can’t be found.
i love it!
have you seen sweeney todd? it’s shear genius.
for halloween i’ll put up a spider web…
…of tiered partnerships 👻
you’re telling me meta doesn’t rhyme with beta?!?
maybe i’ll start a fitted sheet business
those things never fold
its fine, my axe is deductible
...because you can't spell taxes without an axe
you know what they say about launderers...
they clean up
how did the accountant propose?
with an engagement letter
the only crunches i'm doin nowadays are numbers
im fine
i would like some emotional support mochi
oh gawd, someone stop me, i’m looking at treadmill desks
thankfully, most don’t ship to hawaii
you’re telling me i have to follow ALL the tax laws?!?
i use my back door as my front door. it’s an adjusted entry.
a skunk’s only asset is one scent
who is an accountant's best friend?
a 10-key they can count on
did you hear about the accountant in prison?
he's really into that one cell.
it’s like every couple that claims “irreconcilable differences” is unaware of the reconciliation discrepancy account in Quickbooks
this excel file is kind of a sheet show
you're telling me i have more work to do?!?!
marijuana growers always file joint returns
i’m fine.
im at the point where the deadline is too soon and yet not soon enough