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happy birthday laurel!

22.07.2025 15:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Stop procrastinating" in cuneiform:

"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"

10.04.2025 09:23 👍 1628 🔁 544 💬 22 📌 39

bigamist

05.04.2025 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so many guys still have their pussys wet for kevin rogan

05.04.2025 00:16 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who wants to do a run on the bank

03.04.2025 10:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mark cuban says PANIC

03.04.2025 10:45 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Wikipedia heading: Relationship with humans. Body: There are way more things people can do to these hagfish rather than fishing as food resources.

Wikipedia heading: Relationship with humans. Body: There are way more things people can do to these hagfish rather than fishing as food resources.

okay

12.02.2025 19:29 👍 284 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 1

lmfo

07.02.2025 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Magnetic Fields - Kiss Me Like You Mean It
The Magnetic Fields - Kiss Me Like You Mean It YouTube video by OslaGern

youtu.be/AbgkIxBbld4

22.01.2025 11:55 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lovely

16.01.2025 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i thirdly like this post bc i dont rly understand what im looking at

16.01.2025 19:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i also like this post

16.01.2025 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i like this post

16.01.2025 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes you pass the shy girl the basketball for the first time and her consciousness splits and she immediately goes hard in the motherfucking paint, balling completely out of control. that's just science. that's just hoop science. ask a basketball scientist. they'll tell you

16.01.2025 00:44 👍 117 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 2

#synecdoche #metonymy

16.01.2025 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.12.2024 11:15 👍 109 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0

secret santa at the dick sucking factory

17.12.2024 13:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@opisthokont.bsky.social

12.12.2024 17:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thats disgusting

12.12.2024 12:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😊 to ☺️

10.12.2024 23:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me

09.12.2024 23:50 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rly hot

09.12.2024 17:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Promote

09.12.2024 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh wow

09.12.2024 16:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the popular with friends page sucks. what are you all liking?

07.12.2024 22:01 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

the weakest bite force in the animal world

07.12.2024 13:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shes the opposite of me

07.12.2024 12:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

how else would you change

04.12.2024 12:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pistachios on a hot dog?

04.12.2024 12:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

its called a cold sore

03.12.2024 18:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0