Luxon is the personification of failing upwards.
It’s so apparent that he is drowning, however his money, privilege, ignorance and white suprematist connections keep him afloat and pumped full of corrupt cash from corrupt people.
😡😡😡
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Another spineless judge gives business dude home detention for sex-crimes. FFS!
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Its the UK time difference to reach his "internal pollsters"
Its the semantic surplus packaging of a self marketing mid Unilever account manager
Bryce Edwards rips open the crusty scab on NZ’s political polling industry.
Hint: he shows exactly how both the NZ Herald’s and Stuff’s political polls are severely compromised by the far right and big business. substack.com/inbox/post/1...
He went & dissed “bottom feeding” folk Like hardship was some kind of fuckin' joke Then stared as if the backlash Was all just staged stunt smoke And right on cue, the pundits came Chanting their protective claim: “The public just needs to get to know him!” Like a ritual they’d memorised in a cult So bye‑bye to another Luxon misfire From the Te Puke/Hawaii fib to the Parliament quagmire And the media rose up like a cultic choir: “Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher… Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher.”🎶🎵
With apologies to Don McLean
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A long, long time ago; well, not that long, we all know
Luxon tried to sound profound n' wise
But e'ery time he grabbed a mic
He’d drop a line that didn’t quite
Make the trip from brain to public eyes
They wanted to exploit the backlash so they got a morally flexible marketing guy. Unfortunately he was all marketing and no substance big hat no cattle
Its a lifeboat he has hungry shipmates
Yeah its a Pleasant Valley Sunday here
Hit the helicopter infrastructure assets
Homer voice: The worst so far
They are not serious about the oil being used because it is the wrong type. They are salivating over selling rights and concessions.
He probably does the same calls to the commercial media is they haven't quoted him verbatim with sufficient deference. They would obsequiously lap it up as entitled access.
Today's reading from The Book of Platitudes
Every time I get told that that's antisemitism and I don't respect their suffering and entitlement to take revenge on Muslims,
The Thought Stopping Cliche (Tm)
Luxon is like "My polls are done in the UK they are much better than here".
Drone strikes on Waiheke take out Coutts and Luxon with the right intelligence
Propaganda filtering
Piece of piss for a top tier CEO recruited by the great John Key
A first time MP in 2020 told me when all the new MPs were being shown how everything worked in parliament Luxon behaved incredibly arrogantly and clearly thought he was too important to do an orientation course with all the other new MPs. He hasn’t improved #nzpol
I'm worried that he will wave through scorched earth policy to appease his coalition crutches
Remember those pay per minute sex lines ?
As dear departed Yog sang
"All we have to do is take these lies and make them true"
This is post truth government its tough remembering your lies
suddenly I understand how the Minister for Education had trouble distinguishing between Excellent and Achieved
So true Pure Morning riff ftw
Soz zoom out and its the same endless nuclear threat war. Would Netanyahu nuke Tehran in the US historically sanctioned style ? Can China and Russia stop him ? Or Pakistan
Genocide him to the Hague
Hiroshima
Mince placebo
