foppish michael

also just realized this is smaller top rights. this person and i engaged in a psychic handshake i believe

if they don't i do. team floating head

Dedue and Sylvain are sharing a tiny wooden bathtub, facing each other. Dedue's got both arms resting on the edge of the tub, post-timeskip hair in a loose bun, smiling contently. Sylvain is submerged almost entirely, the water lapping at his chin. They're relaxed and happy, looking at each other, knees intertwined between them.

Syldue are standing in a tent, up close. The tent is dark, with the day's light barely bleeding through the thick canvas. Dedue is clutching one of Sylvain's arms, holding up his wrist to lean in and kiss it, eyes closed. Sylvain's watching, leaning into Dedue, yearning. A slim, golden thread of light from the tents opening illuminates the gesture.

Some old Syldues

it's an honor to have you aboard

now THIS guy has taken his ssris

Hubert is sitting on a bed, flustered. He's naked and his skin jaw, chest, belly and thighs are covered in splotchy beard burns. Sylvain is between Hubert's spread legs, going to town.

beard burn | sylvbert

request: can you draw leon strohl from hit game metaphor refantazio my answer: really good likeness of leon strohl (bad drawing of leon strohl)

they call this reciprocity

nah you nailed it

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

Sylvain, shirtless and on his knees. Mercedes's arm is reaching into the frame to cup his slack jaw.

docile

WE'VE ALL BEEN WONDERING!

straining and rinsing him

75 seconds is a hard ask for fully rendered yaoi omg

wait this is so lovely 😭

youraislopbores.me you too can put ai out of a job in the smallest nicest way possible

youraislopbores dot me screenshot wherein i asked for a sylvain image and a human drew a little doodle of him smiling

genuinely the happiest he's ever been. and me also.

taking his can around lovingly to show him the world

MY OOMF 🫂🫂🫂

doesn't even come with a pop top... you have to put in the work...

i was joking abt dimitri initially but then it stuck... many such cases

smiling coquettish unsettling meme drawing. with eyelashes

which vegetable are they dimitri - creamed corn annette - cherry tomato ashe - peas dedue - ginger mercedes - butternut squash felix - artichoke ingrid - turnip sylvain - swiss chard

oomf asked ok

twitter put me in post jail inexplicably ok not inexplicably they were probably like the game came out in 2019 can you shut the fuck up already

handmade clownfelix fridge magnet. he has a cartoony face and he's frowning

lowkey i would die for you clownfelix fridgemagnet

YESSSS

dimitri, half dead w/ sex appeal the furthest thing from his mind: sorry if my threats appear hot to the viewers i can't help it

the thing abt the apple tv wwii yaoi is it is fun. and you will feel it. dua lipa's bf plays a sylvain variant (smiley, suicidal, dog-desperate) and gets topped by austin butler. is the show good? well. are they spitting in each other's mouths just offscreen? why yes! i remember it fondly

🙂↕️ beautiful family tree built mostly on angst

lmfaoo there are no stupid questions! but the answer to some of sylvain's will be solar beam

text exchange incoming: Is it inappropriate to buy you yaoi from the radical left bookstore outgoing: no and this is probably the title of a yaoi also