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Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Is this a joke? Are people really paying those ridiculous prices for a few bad sound and light effects ?
How does Lego do this? How can people be this stupid?
My secret life as a cat.
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
Manuel Hagel ist eine Kampagne der Grünen
A photoshop.of the Bye Bye Man movie poster that reads "ay his name. You won't laugh when he kills you. The Perpee Poopoo Man"
I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion
instagram screenshot user frankpep96 straße in dubai caption "Raketen sind eine Gefahr... aber 50 % Steuern treffen dich garantiert."
bitte mal drüber nachdenken ihr deutschen steuermogged cucks
Screenshot von Selbsthilfe fake Therapie app 'ein tag im leben einer frau mit unaufmerksamem adhs' sie beißt in ein riesiges brot
@ adhd girls stimmt das
“An invisible yuppy” is really making me laugh, what a terrifying creature that would be
"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".
Liebe Medien, ist es so schwer? "Präventivschlag auf Iran" ist die Kriegsbegründung der Angreifer als Überschrift. Im Wort "präventiv" steckt die Rechtfertigung bereits drin. Journalismus wäre, genau das kenntlich zu machen (z.B. mit Anführungszeichen) oder zu hinterfragen, statt es zu übernehmen.
Schlagzeile: Neandertaler-Männer schliefen mit Menschen-Frauen
Ja, jedes Wochenende nach der Dorfdisco.
Vier Dame-Spielkarten als Karo, Pik, Herz und Kreuz nebeneinander. Statt der stilisierten Dame ist im Zentrum jeder Spielkarte ein Foto von Romy Schneider.
Rommé Schneider
A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”
Wise words
this is what they said it would be like under socialism
Mark Oppenheimer’s story of how he had to retake his author photo because of his dog’s dick delights me on some fundamental level I cannot entirely comprehend.
open.substack.com/pub/markoppe...
preisschild einer sb backware: „käsedings“
quiet quitting in der backwaren-insane-namen-geben fabrik