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@d4nf0x

Mudlarking, mental health, military history and other malarkey. All my own work. Comedy jokes for the new age of descent. Dad. Jewish. Blue-&-white hoopish. Never knowingly underbold. #COYRs

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“That’s not my job, fella”

07.03.2026 17:04 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Also it’s a board game. Not a sport.

07.03.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is not. What VAR. Is supposed to be. For.

#TOTCRY

05.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This must be the place.

04.03.2026 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez has barred the U.S. from using Spanish military bases for attacks on Iran.

02.03.2026 13:45 👍 4582 🔁 873 💬 63 📌 135

Needs to be a vaping equivalent of carnivorism. (The current substitutes don’t really cut it).

23.02.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

22.02.2026 08:55 👍 6920 🔁 2268 💬 98 📌 417

A reminder, before a certain movie probably makes a big thing of it again:

A young Irish couple did not provide the critical data that made Stagg tell Ike to delay D-Day.

The most critical data came from HMS Hoste, alone out in the Atlantic.

The Blacksod story is nice. But it's not true. /1

20.02.2026 19:23 👍 192 🔁 54 💬 10 📌 4

NASA has confirmed it's targeting March 6 for the launch of Artemis II

20.02.2026 16:20 👍 39 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1
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Fifth exclamation mark successfully compensates for social skills A fifth exclamation mark has successfully masked an autistic man’s social awkwardness, it has been confirmed.  Ryan Wilkins, 34, who struggles to compose work emails without sounding like a regency…

Ryan Wilkins, 34, who struggles to compose work emails without sounding like a regency gentleman challenging a rival to a duel, recently decided that five exclamation points were the sweet spot for conveying that elusive laid-back enthusiasm.

20.02.2026 10:01 👍 146 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 8

Keely Hodgkinson broke the indoor 800m world record last night - set on the day she was born 24 years ago.

She becomes only the second Brit to hold a WR along with Jonathan Edwards' triple jump mark.

20.02.2026 08:19 👍 318 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 4

There were five spin-offs from Happy Days.

19.02.2026 09:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Halfway through Small Prophets.

Mackenzie Crook is the premier chronicler of the modern English.

17.02.2026 21:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I hope Boney M. will be properly credited.

17.02.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, Tom Hagen *was* a wartime consigliere.

16.02.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@twoptwips.bsky.social Hang garlic bread above your doorway to deter vampires on the Atkins Diet.

16.02.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like victory"

RIP Robert Duvall 1931-2026

16.02.2026 18:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Don’t want to worry anyone but all the cats, squirrels and foxes round our way have started walking about in pairs.

#therain

16.02.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Merging the ski jumping with clay pigeon shooting would make both a lot more interesting.

#WinterOlympics26

11.02.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Length of VAR checks is getting totally out of hand.

10.02.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We need to make it canon that on the left is the great-times-X grandad of that on the right.

#aknightofthesevenkingdoms

09.02.2026 20:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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With Valentines coming up, what better gift than a copy of #TheSpyWhoLoved?
Krystyna Skarbek aka Christine Granville loved adventure & adrenaline, she loved men - she had 2 husbands & many lovers, but most of all she loved freedom…
Show them you appreciate passion, courage & action!
🤍❤️📖📕📖❤️🤍

09.02.2026 18:15 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Today Milan. Tomorrow Minsk. (If she’s not in a pinsk).

09.02.2026 11:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Place Colignon, Schaerbeek. Incomers acquiring plots here were forced to choose a façade for their new home from among the prize-winning entries in an 1896 public competition. These had to reflect the values of art "that the Renaissance spread among the civilized nations."

08.02.2026 18:41 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

One lone wolf road gritter and this could all be over.

#WinterOlympics26

08.02.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Phew. But well-played Nepal!

#T20WorldCup

08.02.2026 13:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The artisanal brewery of traditional drinks called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads.

04.02.2026 11:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know

15.11.2025 16:07 👍 448 🔁 126 💬 11 📌 8

Random episode of #TheSopranos flicks on. S3 finale. Jackie Jr’s funeral and wake. Uncle Ju sings Core ‘Ngrato. It’s actually Dominic Chianese’s voice. His performance. Still incredible.

30.01.2026 11:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0