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editing, schmediting: just get a substack!

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LoL Ryan fkn Grim

06.03.2026 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bittersweet memory: I was running sound at Arlene's on March 14, 2020, during New Colossus. That was the last day before everything shut down. One of the acts was a shoegaze band from Hong Kong: they were really good!

It was really humid and packed, and there were def folks there spreading COVID

06.03.2026 15:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bittersweet memory: I was running sound at Arlene's on March 14, 2020, during New Colossus. That was the last day before everything shut down. One of the acts was a shoegaze band from Hong Kong: they were really good!

It was really humid and packed, and there were def folks there spreading COVID

06.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol you dumb bitch

05.03.2026 12:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not unfair, tho: they all have very little capacity for self-awareness, and they've been wrong about everything for their entire careers, up until the point they became anti-trump.

05.03.2026 05:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Snopes fact check Claim: The U.S. government banned the sale of lawn darts in the aftermath of a child's death in 1987. Rating: True On 2 October 2017, criticism appeared on social media about a lack of federal action on gun safety which invoked the U.S. government's response concerning the sale of lawn darts toys following a single child's death in 1987: "Just your reminder that after a girl was killed playing with lawn darts in 1987, the U.S. government banned them. Lawn darts."

04.03.2026 19:47 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's funny: I have more Residents albums than any other artist, but not this one

04.03.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤯🤯🤯

04.03.2026 15:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

04.03.2026 13:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

big, strong admirals, with tears in their eyes, they come to me and say, “mister president, what in the fuck are you talking about?”

03.03.2026 20:06 👍 1165 🔁 184 💬 20 📌 0

Congrats, bro, on being Today's That Guy

03.03.2026 15:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$11.50 wasn't chump change in '82!

02.03.2026 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmm how about something like "she is an antivax quack and she won't be getting my vote"

02.03.2026 13:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait why are Pynchon, delillo and the others out of the running?

02.03.2026 04:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sunk costs is a helluva drug

02.03.2026 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're supposed to be the Good Naomi

01.03.2026 23:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LoL wtf is this

01.03.2026 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now that's rich!

01.03.2026 15:13 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm usually like, whatever on Bernie, but man fuck him for foisting her on us

01.03.2026 04:51 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's just gonna be from trump's coif on up

26.02.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

<sigh>
Mazel, I guess?

26.02.2026 21:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Au!

26.02.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oy

25.02.2026 23:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Photos of paintings, sure

25.02.2026 10:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Photos *of paintings

25.02.2026 10:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg how awesome is this

25.02.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Came here to say this. Just astonishing.

24.02.2026 05:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why does anyone need to know John Yoo's opinion about anything? C'mon, PBS: do better

24.02.2026 00:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the most pkd-coded thing I've read in some time

23.02.2026 20:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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