Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
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Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
So let me get this straight ...
1. US bombs Iran
2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate
3. Russia gives Iran targeting info
4. Oil price shoots WAY up
5. US unsanctions Russian oil
Don't use a mana filterer for coffee, it's not made for that. You'll end up with a mug full of blue mana and grounds
Same here, the fact that it is likely now completely inaccessible to me is goblin-phobic
A series of hand drawn plant tokens on whiteboard cards. Their stats are 6/7
The divine path chose me to receive seven 6/7 plant tokens (i still lost regardless)
NEW: ICE tackled + arrested Juanita Avila, an Oregon shop owner who is a legal permanent resident and had her green card in her pocket.
When she asked through sobs why they didn't believe her, one masked agent replied: βBecause they lie all the time.β
Video + interview with her and her daughter:
Brigid's Command & Mirrorform, which came from the same single pack
Basri, Tomorrow's Champion Skyserpent Kodama of the West Tree
FNM pack luck is unmatched
the thing about this is that it would make a huge chunk of New Yorkers who consider free curb space to store their cars to be an inalienable right absolutely nuclear-level lose their shit, but also that group of people voted 95% for cuomo or sliwa anyway
Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol
This is the tech equivalent of painting a picture of a lion, then fleeing in terror.
Nothing will ever top that original picture but I need people to understand that this is probably one of the most unreal guys alive. A totally impossible guy. Like by all rights he should not exist but at the same time he could of course only exist in the dimension weβre all trapped in.
They also used AI to make Seth Macfarlane look like Bill Clinton because the other options looked "too horrifying" and it's like buddy, that's just what Willy Clinton looks like
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
If an artist isn't able to visualise their ideas on paper (or on the screen) without the use of genAI, they are not an artist. I know some artists who aren't capable of visualising things in their head, yet they can still create stunning art. I know others who brainstorm their ideas and compositions with literal scribbles and stick figures, only to end up with a beautifully rendered piece. There is absolutely no excuse for a self-respecting artist to use genAI at any point during their process.
Someone over on Instagram saying that genAI is bad for art, but can still be used by artists who have trouble visualising their ideas.
I had to reply.
The people reacting with "they don't understand Walter White was the bad guy" are missing a lot. To their target audience, Skyler was the bad guy. It's about power and violence, and whiny women who don't want power exercised for the sake of personal gain and ego are among their villains.
Lottie Fitzgerald, 35, from Southsea, has developed a strong attachment to a blue studio pottery mug she was given last Christmas. She reports that she is beginning to feel intensely anxious about the effect on other mugs that she owns.
Treasure coupon token next to a foil changeling copy
Fleem-Mart clue token and blood token
Fleem-Mart food token and map token.
I'll be sending out a "Shoebox Sampler" for my patrons at cardboard tier at the end of March. I'm including favorites put together for @shoebox.gg next week.
The Fleem-Mart tokens have grown to a set of 5, a random third will be included for patrons.
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#mtgtokens
We are governed by the cringiest, most embarrassing, Internet brain-rotted dipshits imaginable. I didn't want to believe this was real, but there it is on the WH Twitter page. Some 20-something dork is so pleased with himself right now.
I tried to make these all relate to decks I play
I *also* did the 9 cards thingy! soichirow.github.io/my-9-cards-m...
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anyway, itβs birthday. give me money
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pixel art Casey Jones, Back Alley Brute
if anyone has one of these and wants to make a dragon very happy for her birthday hmu
The best joke in I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson is room temperature gazpacho burning Howie's lips and it's not even close
1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Donβt Create The Torment Nexus published
1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series
1997 - BBC remake
2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added
2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPOβs, $324 Billion market cap
2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next
It's an unfortunate part of my life that "cock and balls" is a vocal stim of mine
Itβs actually FEWER MisΓ©rables
I'll Hockey Stick my wiener in his mouth, if you know what I mean. (Am I doing this right)
hey look a fun history lesson!
