Five

Tired of*

*list all of time and existence

I think being locked out would be better than locked in.

Only focused on what doesn't matter.

I need to stop yelling at people

But kind of don't

My memories of you will be different than your memories of me.
But I'd like to the we are both standing in the snow.

I am and would also like, toast

I'm going to snack so hard tonight

You know how hard it is to find a spotter.

Its not, I just dont want to talk to anyone

I brought someone from work to the gym and im not sure if I e ruined it.

I got distracted before I could finish the play.

Sometimes I think about when my therapist asked if I thought I could hold down a job.

I'm holding this job down by the throat.

Joining the zombie apocalypse for a sense of community.

Hitting a historic level of instability

Is pastel a flavor?

Thinking about the gains we lost along the way

Pre workout makes me sleepy

You couldn't even wait until the ash fell off your forehead 🙄

Petty spaghetti is my favorite dish

It was a bit much.
I should daily It back.
Maybe only 50 or 60.

Moderation

I work 75 hours last week. 😭

I want to go back to being soft

I'm not feeling this 1am workout after a 12 hours shirt.

Rapid expansion is what I call my ass.

Detoxing on your first day at work is wild bro.

I'm in my recycling era*

*uses potato chip crumbs for fried chicken breading*

Taking only the most unflattering pictures of my coworkers to send to HR

Its not safe
Bring math

To the edge, cliff

May the late night find you asleep on the floor.

I call it the witching hour but its just me being a bitch.