Brooklyn Daddy

I will go to secret gardens in my mind (that) people need a key to get to.

When I see a good boy across the bar from me…
#daddy

I wanna be one of those people who get up and work out before they head into work. What’s that like?

Carrie Coon is EVERYTHING!!!

The most interesting thing about Love Island: Beyond the Villa is the conversation Aaron and Kaylor have at Liz’ housewarming party. And Kenny’s body 🤤. #loveisland #beyondthevilla #kennysbody

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Love Island USA is back baby! Already obsessed with the cast. I can tell Jeremiah (who’s so freaking hot) is gonna be trouble! And let the shenanigans begin. Heterosexual tears fuel me! #loveislandusa #loveisland

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is the best reality TV show at the moment. Period. It’s also helped me to realize that after being raised LDS for 18 years of my life, I do identify as culturally Mormon even though I’ve left the church. #momtok #swig #secretlivesofmormonwives

Me when a friend asks if we should do shrooms

This is perfection 🤤💨💨😎

I needed some potassium 🍌

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Just watched Anora and that last scene is so fucking heartbreaking. I found a LOT of similarities to this character and really felt seen in the way Anora felt seen in those last moments. Here’s to Sean Baker, Mikey Madison, and ALL my Brooklyn girlies just trying to make it! #anora #brooklyn

Pics of guys that give me the ick: you posing with a surfboard, you posing shirtless on a hike, you in bad drag. #ick

*Daddy has entered the chat* Tomorrow I start training at Balcon Salon and continue on Friday at Hardware Bar as a bartender. Broadway brought me to New York City, but it is queer nightlife that ultimately inspired me and made me stay. #daddy #gaybartender #nycnightlife

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I would live for this moment. I’m also a Carolyn super fan and have been ever since her season of Survivor. I relate to being an outsider weirdo and it’s our time to rise up! 🤪

Yes! I second this motion. She’s giving me tone. She’s giving me Bambi. She’s giving me what I need.

Dad 😍

🤣🤣🤣 but only ugly ones!

Sooooo gooood. Who are they gonna recruit?

Have you ever had a perfectly good day and then you nonchalantly look down at the rug that you’ve chosen to have in your home for the past couple of years and think this is the ugliest fucking rug I’ve ever seen? Like—why did I ever think this rug was acceptable? I look at life a different way now.

If you want to watch a movie that will completely destroy you while thinking about humanity and what’s really important in life, watch We Live In Time with Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh. 😭😭😭 #weliveintime

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I ordered a pizza tonight because I deserve it. Okay, that’s a lie. I ordered two pizzas tonight because it was buy 1 get 1, and I will ALWAYS indulge in a sensible BOGO. #pizza #BOGO #sensible

This is my culture.

Contrary to popular opinion, I don’t want a stinky boy. I want a man that smells like expensive cologne. I want a man who smells like he has a 401k. #gayculture

I’m obsessed with this series!