Homer Junior 🍩

Who up Shroving they Tuesday?

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

I'd say boo to a goose idgaf

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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen

10/10 timeline sequencing

Disney Captain Hook

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee

Remember every year could be your year if you try hard and believe in yourself

Which is exactly why it hasn't been and won't be next year

This is £3.50 at the cornershop by me! I quite enjoyed it!

How about you be jamiroquiet

The worst hi-hat sound I've ever heard is in Love Actually

Yeah I've heard of getting into the Xmas spirit but have you heard of getting some mates?

Who up shittin they posts?

In lieu of posting about band things while we're having another little pause for Homer JrJrJrJrJrJr I'd like to share that I made a pretty good Dahl for tea and might have a bit left for lunch tomorrow

#bigthingscoming

Pretty much our live sets

Forgot to post about our next show on here but it's sold out anyway so tough tits!

Spunge are playing too btw

We're doing the soundtrack, heard it here first

Ripperfest tomorrow with all the mates, going to be shredding non stop bangers (until 18:55 when our set finishes)

Unhappy about how much tube drivers get paid compared to nurses? Wait until you find out how much bankers get paid for not contributing to society.

Not to be dramatic or anything, but being out in the car, sat in in traffic, in the rain, in the dark made me think about how summer has ended and I felt the crushing weight of a thousand sadnesses

First home town show this year and first in over a year 🤘🤘🤘

I can't bring sexy back, I lost the receipt 😞

thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead

Piss fully boiled with work and it's mishandling of a restructure and now I'm going into the weekend where it's my kid's birthday and friends/family are going to be asking what's going on with work and I just wanna have a nice time ffs

I would rather die than create an account to continue

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

Oh that will not be a problem

Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever (Picture of the Fantastic Four.)

Fantastic what now?

It was on offer for £3.75 yesterday and I'm being made redundant so I just bought some and ate the lot

They should rename 28 Years Later to 28 Quid Down the Shitter