s(pace) j(unk)

["two tickets to paradise" voice] room temperature applesauce

i have absolutely no recollection of conceiving of and posting this.

he was beside himself in this scene. totally incapacitated

THANK YOU. the dot consumes me

a vasectome is when you get clipped and then write an unbearably long book about it

@slotkin.senate.gov is like if the Lafayette Coney Island bathroom was a person (derogatory).

yeah it would be nice to have a ten year old car instead of a 20 year old car but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

hi @ceausescuspeed.run i love you!!!!!
that's all

i have absolutely no recollection of conceiving of and posting this.

uh hey sorry to bother you but could you pick me up? a bunch of kids picked my nose and my brain exploded out the top of my head. no no calm down it's actually really common. the technical term is "gooey louie situation"

update: still extremely noticeable

a very teeny tiny self portrait doodle on a lined notepad. waist-up profile of a person with bad posture and a cute bob that flips out at the end. the tiny straight line of the mouth is angled as a smirk. it's a snowman's carrot nose situation, but it works. she looks great. really cute

i love her

it sounds ~so good~ on big speakers. beautiful tone, even better than i expected. the fan was of no consequence

for sure! trying not to get ahead of myself, but...
he's been looking for something closer for a while now, and no dice yet

my husband's commute is an hour each way so i am like a couple hours max away from a bizarre meltdown

i loled

hey anybody want to buy 3,000 cards from me? it'll take me a while but i'll make em

please, my trade offer

step 1. look at a hot person

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poked around a little due to who i am as a person- $16 for 500 sheets of 12 x 18 doesnt seem totally absurd

but yeah coffee filters are great and prob easier to find. when i was in restaurant work we used the big huge ones. my boss was obsessed with keeping the glass clean

i'm not sure of price comparisons among the good suggestions here, but you can buy blank newsprint paper! (unless newsprint paper itself has changed and i am misunderstanding your complaint)

joe pesci in my cousin vinny wearing a too-big brown tuxedo

the fountain of yout

he's eating them rn

ok you sold it, i'm giving it a whirl tomorrow

she's here thank god

my cousin vinnie is so good from the start and it still feels like you're just waiting for mona lisa to show up

"it's a tits and ass world" -brand new ada jack mccoy (s5 e1)

she's a thoroughly spoiled rube who has no business walking around in any society that could even remotely be described as functional on any level. a whinier, more entitled brat than any of the people she complains about. she heaps shame on a family already drowning in it

yesterday or the day before i posted about how much i fucking hate meghan mccain but i deleted due to bad vibes and i shouldn't have. because i hate meghan mccain. just a rotten person. rotten. unsalvageable soul.