Just Some Guy

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The Abyss is James Cameron’s worst movie.

Discuss.

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Guess who got promoted one week into the new job?

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Hot take: Trumpstein is deliberately trying to cause a global depression so that the Epstein class can buy up properties and debt for pennies on the dollar and implement indentured servitude.

a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen ! Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen !

I’m not religious, but if any Christian churches start a “Pray the MAGA Away” program, I might show up for a service or two.

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One great thing about my new job is that I don’t have to adjust my schedule by an hour thanks to daylight savings like I had to at previous jobs since I’ve lived here.

a kitten is sleeping on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws around its neck . Alt: a kitten is sleeping on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws around its neck .

I just had an epic nap. ‘‘Twas great.

I can’t wait to see to see this piece of filth hang.

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This new job is kicking my ass, but in a good way.

a cartoon man is smiling and says `` it 's all coming together . '' Alt: a cartoon man is smiling and says `` it 's all coming together . ''

Crushing it at my new job so much that my bosses are taking me to dinner.

Unless Trumplestiltskin is giving Noem the Cricket treatment, and I mean that literally, I don’t care.

Luna got jealous that I was giving Callie gentle pets.

It’s also hard to bluep only using my non-dominant hand.

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Gas at my station has gone up $0.15/gal since this morning, up $0.40/gal since Monday morning.

Thanks, MAGA.

Fuckwits.

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I’m at a site for work and saw a roadrunner in the parking lot.
Have I ever mentioned how much I love living here?

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Me this morning.

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It is Taco Tuesday.

‘Evil Dead’ Icon Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis, Cancels Future Fan Events Bruce Campbell revealed Monday that he has been diagnosed with an incurable but "treatable" cancer.

Ahhh fuck. I got to meet His Grooviness once, and out of all the celebrities I’ve encountered, he’s the only one I got starstruck over.

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First day on the new job was good, but I wish they’d given me, a pasty-ass white guy, a head’s up that I’d be out in the sun all day.

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I had to explain to a person how the following two things can be simultaneously true:
1. Iran is desperately in need of regime change and getting rid of the theocracy is a great thing; and
2. How Trumplestiltskin & Co. are going about it is completely ass-backwards, wrong, and bad for EVERYONE.

Dead servicemembers. Fighters getting shot out of the sky by friendly fire. Girls schools getting bombed. I wish I could say I was unpleasantly surprised by any of this, but look at the morons we have in charge of this bullshit.
I am so glad I’m not in the military right now.

Working Man YouTube video by Rush - Topic

I start my new job today. Wish me (and my pups) luck. They’re used to me working from home.

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The Predator is one of the very few movies I’ve seen where I left the theater pissed off.
You’d think Shane Black of all people would’ve done a better job with it.

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The best thing about the movie Predators is that it was so bad and did so badly that we were fortunately spared of any further attempts to make Adrien Brody an action star.

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Anti-Kamal super lefties, probably: “She would’ve bombed Iran sooner! She would’ve bombed Gaza! She would’ve bombed Lebanon! She would’ve bombed the Vatican! She would’ve bombed the East Wing! She would’ve bombed…”

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I’m almost 43, and I talk to my only surviving grandparent every weekend. It’s always a highlight of my week, and I feel incredibly fortunate to be able to do so. Not many people my age still have grandparents around.

He’d fit right in there in DC. He got fired from his own franchise for being an overbearing, drug-addicted, alcoholic asshole.

Well, on the bright side, at least it’s not a leap year this year.

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The Ayatollah was a blight and the world is better off, no doubt. But the way this all went down really, really bothers me. It just… feels like a paradigm shift. Like a civilizational regression.
And as others have noted, Iran has so many contingencies for this. The Iranians aren’t magically free.

I’m a history nerd. Especially military/warfare stuff.

I cannot for the life of me think of when was the last time a sitting head of state got killed in an open military action by an opposing force. Assassinations and clandestine ops don’t count.

This bothers me. 1/

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I’m not an engineer or anything, but it took Iran decades to build their nuclear facilities that we “totally obliterated” just 7 months ago, and you want me to believe that they were able to rebuild it all and be days away from having nukes again that fast?