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Beyond fucked! What the hell. This cannot be happening today.
(Personal, not political.)
Hm! Shit’s fucked!
never gonna beat the pipeline allegations
Can we let Isaac Chotiner take a crack at this guy next?
couldn't at all be related to this, could it?
bsky.app/profile/davi...
some fucklechuck in the home office posted about how great coding with Claude is, if that might give a hint.
... have you watched the show since it aired? it is objectively bad, i'm sorry.
two spinoffs, even. or a spinoff and a grand-spinoff. i don't know the nomenclature for when a bad spinoff of a mediocre at best show somehow also shits out a spinoff.
You win some you lose some but I gotta tell you as sorry as I am for your cats that really does seem like the better end of the options
Fucks sake GAMA the bar is in hell
“My name is firstname_someotherbullshit and I’m here to sealion you about the governor of California!”
I’ve never before understood why people make the mistake of not finishing antibiotics, but whew do I get it now. I have only had the starter dose of antibiotics and the fistful of prednisone that you take day 1 and compared to how I’ve felt with this cold for the last week I think I could fight god.
People shocked to learn local man can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time, news at 11.
Dear neighbors that somehow still have a fireworks stash at the end of February: if you’re shooting something that big off at 10pm, you better be alerting me to news that will make me want to dance in the street. Otherwise save it for the next holiday.
don't look at me i once accidentally turned in an essay in college with "fuck i guess i have to write this now" as the opening sentence.
ohmygod FLAMOYED i love your brain
at least if it evolves into John Cena i can't see it, I guess :P
Manifesting that at least one of the two impossible things happens- voice acting, or the cute quadruped starter doesn’t get a humanoid freakshow final evolve. Hopefully both, for both of us.
oh fml
Eve: Should I eat this fruit even though God told us not to
Serpent: It isn't just a fruit — it's a future. You're determining your own path. You've got this!
Eve: God's really mad, I shouldn't have eaten it
Serpent: You're right! That one's on me. I'm only an AI model and can make mistakes,
not even a birds fan and also that was my first, second and fifth takeaway
I just explained step by step to someone how to check if two containers of different shapes were the same volume, and she went and did so, and they were, and she then came back to me and said, "well, I still think the tall one just holds more."
Ma'am. MA'AM.
Stop the world, I want to get off.
Oh. Well uh, now I know this too. Well shit.
being as we're doing breakfast theory/pancakes v waffles again, might one say that bsky has the syrup?
in any just society the first sentence of this article would be enough to get his kids taken away permanently
I mean, if Jim Cramer lives that long, the Anti-Cramer portfolio just might do it. 🤣
Hi Chris, Lioness here, Bluesky Free Press. Can you tell me in your opinion what will happen to investment accounts when a bubble, maybe, I don’t know, the AI one, pops? And would you, in fact, define it as “good?”
to be fair though there is SOMETHING he could do during the SOTU that would turn a lot of people's days around.
