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What is a phrase from Homestarrunner that has stayed in your vocabulary? Mine is either “it’s grood, great and good” or “señor cardgage mortgage”

it's bandcamp Friday! please consider sharing, listening, and/or purchasing my music!

even me?

also current seniors have 7 investment properties, they don't need the 15% off.

I'm 33 years old. if society survives 30 more years, they're going to abolish the senior discount. I will never be afforded the benefits of those before me.

the group that it's extremely important to have indisputable evidence is lawyers and judges. is this case going before a court? ever? the people on the list control every aspect of the evidence.storing it, redacting it, destroying it, determining its credibly, releasing it, explaining if it exists

there are all kinds of ways to manipulate consent. drugs, alcohol, money, blackmail, force, and societal power. is having sex with a drunk woman while you're sober rape? what if you threaten to tell her family she had an abortion if she doesn't fuck you? what if you threaten her with a knife?

Jess, where are the women cheating??

this is the peak of the racist, hate fueled agenda from Trump (so far), with mass, violent, deportations, hate speech coming from the Whitehouse, the most transphobic he's ever been, the most disdain for the poor he's ever had.

his approval is the lowest it's ever been. the lowest of any president

by the way, kamala hasn't said shit about fuck. silent. Where's that "Mr president, I'm speaking" energy? she got nothing to say? got a whole ass book, but nothing to tell anyone? no encouragement? no look to the future? no rallying cry? no urge for sitting democrats to band together? NOTHING?

the problem that many people face is that they see this expansive and global pedophile cabal controlling the entire world, and they say "these are horrible, despicable people, and if we replace the people, the systems will be fixed"

the systems corrupt the people, not the other way around

anyway, the Epstein files work kinda the same way. knowing they exist, knowing the names in them, knowing what horrors took place, none of that knowledge changes the tragedies of these victims lives, and none of it assures you that they're not still doing it.

I could know every single detail of every single time she so much as glanced a little too long at a guy. that makes zero promises about what she will do tomorrow. it really has no bearing on if she texts her ex tomorrow. knowledge changed nothing about the past, and promised nothing about the future

but nothing changed. fundamentally, nothing was actually different. we still had movie nights, we still shared the same love, we still cuddled. nothing was taken from me, except I guess ignorance

just because I knew about it, it doesn't mean anything. it doesn't mean she would stop.

not a women cheating post, engage kindly!

I was in a year+ relationship once, to find out she had been cheating the whole time. like, since day one, she had never not cheated. when you find that out, it can be really jarring, really upending everything you thought about yourself/ the relationship

I need 100 dollars for my phone to not be shut off. anything helps, you can get my whole ambient, relaxing, instrumental discography for only a few dollars, or PWYC

I put my whole FaultyPussy into every post, and it would be nice to get support

plus, you get to own my music forever

more to the point

whoever invented the phrase "nothing in life is free" should be executed. what the FUCK are you talking about?

Kid Squid

it's bandcamp Friday, buy my music or don't, I'll still kill myself in a year anyway kidsquid.bandcamp.com

whole species

I love this idea from the weirdo bot. it's kind of true in a way. like if a boy kisses another boy one time, there's no undoing that. that's there forever. so you really can only get more gay.

we use oil from war torn countries to drive hearses

I urge you to live in that uncertainty

hi Stephanie

hullo FaultyPussy enjoyer

hello mistress caution and a special thanks to Mr caution ⚠️

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