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@emosquid23

Commissions open. Reddit, Throne, Ko-fi, Discord here at my carrd, mon ami: https://emosquid23.carrd.co/ (gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.) 43m - He/Him - Not Looking / Taken / Has A Very Particular Set Of Skills - MDNI πŸ”ž

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Latest posts by Polly Want A Kraken πŸ¦‘πŸ¦œ @emosquid23

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

Doooo iiiitttt

09.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to call things β€œlousy,” even if they don’t have lice in them. But ESPECIALLY if they have lice in them.

09.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Your Girlsucceeder Roomie Cleans Her Room, Does Her Taxes, And Then Gives You Vigorous Sloppy Head And Swallows Your Cum [Script Offe... Posted by kopaf12686 - 1 vote and 0 comments

Okay YES I DID IT GIRLSUCCEEDER ROOMIE TIME LESGOOO

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

09.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did choose this one for a reason, very astute of you πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Delicious Rolo candies

Delicious Rolo candies

1. I don’t like this ☹️

2. It’s like a PokΓ©dex but for these

09.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get your towels ready

08.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reddit GWA Script Offer - β€œHatefucking your work rival… wait, I’m NOT your work rival?!” - Pic of a corpo man’s arm holding a little trophy

Reddit GWA Script Offer - β€œHatefucking your work rival… wait, I’m NOT your work rival?!” - Pic of a corpo man’s arm holding a little trophy

I don’t think I ever technically left but also, I’m back? Cockroaches, Twinkies, and ya boi, baby 😎

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

08.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [FF4M] Your Dr. Distracts You by Having Her Goth Daughter Suck Your Cock [Script Fill] [Clinical] [Sullen] [Medfet] [Medical Procedure] [Mo... Posted by luckycatsfoot - 312 votes and 29 comments

@archangelsbabe.bsky.social and I are at it again with a mother daughter duo! Written by @fischji.bsky.social

Dr. Archie and her sullen (yet slutty) daughter Allie are sure to take care of you but in the most twisted way possible!

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

07.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

✍🏻New F4F Script Offer✍🏻

www.reddit.com/r/DarkSideSa...

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Your Ex’s Bestie Lets You Hit After You Help Her With A Flat Tire [Script Offer] [Car Sex] [Ex’s Friend] [Goofy Speaker] [Road Servic... Posted by kopaf12686 - 1 vote and 0 comments

Last one for the week! Hope you guys enjoyed! Now go help her out with that flat tire πŸ‘‡

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

06.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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CASTING CALL

Looking for writers for this new collaboration for Disability Pride month.

Covering all disabilities, physical, mental, sensory or neurodivergence.

To be hosted on The Dex Collective and Reddit.

Content creators with both lived experience or none are very welcome.

(See below)

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
P.T.O. for your Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Now you’re playing with power. SUPER power.

P.T.O. for your Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Now you’re playing with power. SUPER power.

It’s because they spent so much time playing this banger, just like their favorite unc

Kids used to be interested in the β€œPacific Theater of Operations,” now they just want β€œPaid Time Off.” πŸ˜’ Nobody wants to work anymore

05.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always knew Darius β€œThe Rumble” Grouch was ahead of his time

05.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s what really matters πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ€

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There we go πŸ˜‚ Sucking At Titles And Also Your Neck

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same, and I can’t even reply to β€˜em because I’m afraid I might similarly offend somebody. πŸ˜…

My brain wrong 🧠

05.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, thank Heaven πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‡

05.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suck at it like 60% of the time too, but sure, feel free! 😊

05.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a puppet in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera with the words i 'll allow it below him . Alt: Claymation Mills Lane will allow it
05.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The youth DOES enjoy a good Naruto run!

05.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey i'm gonna go walk into Mordor, anyone need anything

05.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 0

On June 7th, all of Gen Alpha is gonna start running wild in the streets like Weapons. Start barricading your doors now

05.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [M4F] [Script Fill] The Agency [Gentle Mdom] [Sex worker] [Sex coach] [Inexperienced listener] [Sex positivity] [Kissing] [Clit stim] [G-sp... Posted by fischji - 2 votes and 2 comments

Did an M4F gentle mdom script fill thing on Reddit

The Agency [Gentle Mdom] [Sex worker] [Sex coach] [Inexperienced listener] [by Pristine_Pencil]

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

05.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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🚨 NEW COLLAB OUT 🚨

Thank you @venusdevelours.bsky.social, SirenV and @emosquid23.bsky.social! I had suuuuch a blast!

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

04.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you disabled? Are you a writer, VA or listener of AE?

I'm looking for some sensitivity beta readers for this new collab.

If you have lived experience of being disabled and would be happy to read scripts or answer questions then please DM me.

04.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Very conscientious of you 😌

04.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good choice! I hope your act involves peanut butter πŸ₯œ

04.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wise mentor: Tell me how to make a peanut butter sandwich

Me: Okay, so first you wanna put the peanut butter on the bread

My wise mentor: *places the entire jar atop the whole loaf, makes a Tim Heidecker face*

Me, *calmly*: You are being willfully obstinate

04.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

how it started/how it's going

04.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 2866 πŸ” 679 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 76