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@jde1990

As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting. πŸ“ Midlands, UK

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Sure sure

10.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please don’t die

09.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re welcome

09.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are 13 reasons

09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tupolev

09.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I literally only know this as the machine haha

09.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't realise Gerry Adams was being sued for being a terrorist. Let's hope things don't blow up from the explosive testimony.

09.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well now I'm hacked off; arranging to send back the caravan air con and replace with another better brand, but if we'd got it right first time last year I'd have also got a sodding wine fridge worth £650 that I've really wanted/needed for bloody ages 😑

09.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😏

08.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’ve been in the vape shop on fire in Glasgow. It’s had scaffolding around it for probably five years now.

08.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess for balance, if you are out there with a handsome son as a bar man, then thank you for staffing in your mrs and/or looking after your man’s baby gravy

08.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It feels kind of bad eyeing up the bar man at the local pub, but then I guess it’s not me who made him so beautiful

08.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just ice cream?

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God help the world

08.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed the holes yesterday, but not been on much today yet

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally home and had to take one. I’m on edge and not in the way we’d like.

08.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone loves a friendly cock or two

08.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dios πŸ₯΅

08.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Day three without antidepressants and I’ve not killed myself or anyone else, new record

08.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m alive!

08.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning bitches betches and botches. The sun is up and so am I. Let’s be having you.

08.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή

08.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But only if the orange overlord permits

07.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pace yourself

07.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daddy

07.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky boy

07.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha ffs

07.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet’s get a caravan awning” we said.

We did not say it should take up half the back of the car in its packaging.

07.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It makes me laugh tbh

07.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems to be busy but I’ve not been on much myself

07.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0