Kaejer

Dinosaurs were murdered by space, we need to get revenge.

I don’t know how to explain it, but chips and salsa is breakfast food.

That scene in the matrix where Neo dodges bullets but it’s me dodging compliments.

If you take selfies in bathroom mirrors and I can see the dirt on the mirror I’m judging you.

Fast and the Furious crossover with Sharknado where the Sharknado absorbs cars and becomes a Carnado. The whole movie is about them getting enough drifters in the world together to drift in the opposite direction of the tornado's flow to dissipate it.

Shuck E. Sneeze where you can go to get your rat pizza topped with child sneeze.

I guess it depends on the person.

Small talk is just cheetos without the cheese dust.

Poses idk, hi. #gainer

I got it as a gift, so I’m not entirely sure.

Happy world obesity day

Switch to brown underwear and you can depends cannon them whenever you want.

I wake up 3 minutes before work and login to do shit. I’m so good at it I can wake up in my sleep.

Impossible tier challenge: Being over 30 and standing up without something popping.

When you go outside and your troglodyte eyes can't handle the sun. Just stay inside.

I've said salmon with the cadence of Michael Jackson's shamone in my head so much that now I can't think about it normally anymore.

The cool thing about being fat is there could always be more.

Eat more garlic to ward off invisible energy vampires that make you sleepy.

If Katy Perry could parry Katies then how many Katies could Katy Perry parry?

Free omelette

For anyone wondering, I got the stomach flu and did not make the morph.

If you’re out of paper towels and need to clean up spilt liquid, just use a Popeyes biscuit instead.

Do I look buff yet? #gainer

Turkey tastes like a desert threw up on a chicken.

I feel like doing a human vore morph. If anyone wants one, reply a pic to this status and I might pick yours. Final result will be posted to @kaejer-vore-morphs.bsky.social

Poppers

What if the tooth fairy except for kidney stones.

Do orcs and dorks come from the same common ancestor?

Who needs toilet paper when your toilet has a tongue?

Cover all AI data centers with Nickelodeon slime.