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Post nut clarity is such a trip.
Probably why you folks won't ever see an iRL finale 🤣

That and the creepy porn accounts that keep liking trying to follow me. Fuck Off, I don't consent to you popping in and trying to follow/reblog me so you can add my likeness to your galleries.

Creeps.

Ahhh, nothing like waking up to another crazy horny morning.

Might post nudes (if anybody wants to see~✨️), and will deffo post some art later.

Qualifies as "a movie of all time".

You out here living the dream✨️

God I am so weirdly hard~ ✨

Yaaaaaaaas

Ah another beautiful winter morning! I can tell because I'm alarmingly horny and might make it your problem~✨️

Glad you're in a space to have fun and being responsible about it, my friend ❤️

Definitely wouldn't mind~

Its always right as I get up and right as I wind down for bed that my body goes "Hey, do you want to get crazy horny?"

And I go "alright" because I have no self control.

Excellent taste~

A perfectly reasonable reaction~✨

Me: *sweats in terror at the persistently rising horrors of the day. War, famine, genocide, Ascendant Facism & bigotry, etc...*

Also me: "I miss summer. I wanna get naked in the river."

Greater Invocation of Arousal

Animate dead, but it's just a dick on a really tired guy. 🤣

Well that was an intense wakeup 🤣 I'll leave them up for an hour or two, let folks enjoy them.

I swear, morning wood is like some kind of necromancy.

You're laying there, barely conscious, but part of you *demands* you rise 🤣

Why thank you >///<

Nothing quite like waking up rock hard, touching yourself, and rolling around in bed imagining what your friends would do if they could see you~

Nothing is quite as much of a turn on as my friends seeing me horny as hell >////<

0///0🔥

Goddamn, I love my kinky awesome friends ❤️👀🔥

Well, now I'm insanely turned on 🔥

Sebastian Stan GIF Alt: Sebastian Stan saying "Sold"

I mean, you already had me convinced, but-

Happy to do so~✨️

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