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sarah

@jazzbaby

im so boring

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their train wifi network is called “wifi in de trein”

UNSERIOUS

22.06.2025 01:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

yeah, the class system. this policy is quintessentially british — divide and conquer.

29.04.2025 07:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"People need to be having more babies" is creepshow shit and also highly annoying

12.04.2025 16:13 👍 1623 🔁 151 💬 68 📌 13

Screeching about low birthrates is a stalking horse for stripping women of their rights. That's why all the well-meaning liberal solutions — better childcare, better healthcare, and especially men doing their fair share — fall on deaf ears.

12.04.2025 16:26 👍 549 🔁 141 💬 17 📌 4

always the vizier, never the vizie

17.03.2025 02:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if i was made to work 60 hours a week in the office, i would take so many shit breaks. try and stop me.

28.02.2025 20:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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rip john steinbeck you would have made a killing on tik tok

17.01.2025 01:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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uni WIP: what if big carnyx embedded in tree draped in a mithril veil went honk and shattered frozen cadavers???

12.12.2024 23:00 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this prescience is precisely why you’re the velvet underground of film podcasts

12.12.2024 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my god, we did this for episode 11 of @maryvsmovies.bsky.social, and I *still* think about it. Thanks, @jazzbaby.bsky.social!

21.11.2024 21:15 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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UK power stations burnt wood from old forest areas, Drax emails show Internal review acknowledges pellets ‘highly likely’ to have come from ecologically important areas in Canada

ICYMI: turns out that Drax, the UK's biggest biomass plant and the country's single largest source of CO2 emissions, and which has denied burning old-growth forests, has indeed been burning old-growth forests.

18.10.2024 02:36 👍 191 🔁 114 💬 8 📌 20
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yes i’m human too

16.10.2024 16:49 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you had chapli kebab right

01.09.2024 02:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im a storm cloud of piss (intermittent)

01.09.2024 00:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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uh oh

01.09.2024 00:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

thank you for validating me because I apologised and blamed “the juxtaposition of buzzwords” like that doesn’t make me sound like a cynical dick

30.08.2024 19:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he has to live with the burden of being a clueless dolt when he’s left with the dregs of an inevitable AI bust

30.08.2024 19:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he then told me he wants to work in AI. i cannot take this boy seriously.

30.08.2024 19:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my zoomer cousin told me he just completed an internship in AI at a cryptocurrency firm and I snorted

30.08.2024 19:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

it’s a pathetic excuse for journalism — the bare minimum should be corroborating this reporting with the truth, otherwise it’s just a press release

28.08.2024 23:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sounds like the morally neutral home office has successfully been pushed left ✅

28.08.2024 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I apologise for my exhausted delirium that included cracking up about Gabriel Byrne fan vids but I am THIRTY now — I’ve earned the right to be stupid bsky.app/profile/jazz...

26.08.2024 22:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you know Richard E. Grant wrote and directed a semi-autobiographical coming-of-age about his childhood in sixties Swaziland? No? Us neither.

26.08.2024 22:47 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

i had a blast! it was super fun bouncing ideas off each other. thank you for protecting my nervousness and exhausted rambling behind the paywall.

25.08.2024 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes a donkey is just a donkey

25.08.2024 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gabriel Valentine
Gabriel Valentine YouTube video by Stella Kuru

@tlachtga.bsky.social @zizpa.bsky.social youtu.be/IlscB_aJ9Sk?...

24.08.2024 23:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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cut some shitty people out of my life. got a cute zamboni to look at!!! how’s things in gav land?

15.08.2024 22:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

@tlachtga.bsky.social I have emailed you back about the August show finally!!! I am so sorry, it has genuinely been on my mind every week, but it got ADHDed. Let’s watch this terror!!!

14.08.2024 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0