WobblyCPA

No

Oh fuck, that’s another one, isn’t it?

Jesus, the fucking cope

Well, you want to keep a jizz lane near an aisle.

Why must you turn this skeet into a POST OF LIES?

👀 [raises hand] “I have a comment.”

Where’d ya get your information from, huh? You think you can front when the revelation comes?

Holy shit. Hali better keep his ass parked.

Gotta move these peptides somehow…

“I’M SPEAKING”

[Pauses from licking own ass] “Say what now?”

This was after I received a work email indicting we could wear our “work appropriate western wear” to celebrate the start of the rodeo.

“I don’t know what those words mean in that order.”

The first time I heard it described after we moved to Texas: “Wait, they what? You’re serious?”

Fourth walls should be seen but not broken.

Fire my body out of a cannon at the White House.

I used to run for that.

I need to run more.

It’s the Smiths, isn’t it?

I am so sorry

It’s the penmanship that gives it away.

This will go well for you.

Huh. He talks like a rapist.

Yeah, it can be rough stuff. I hear those sunlamps help.

Oi! Bit of seasonal affective disorder, innit?

“All good vibes!”

The Trial / The Castle? A good natured romp!

Good father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids.

Third place is you’re fired

You earned that shit

Oh it’s coming