Patrick Rivet

I fucked around and found out.

Wear your sunscreen kids.

First time for everything.

Dad cut white Hanes?
Don’t mind if I do.

Who would say such a thing?! 🙄

It’s been a minute.

Here’s a package
From me, to you.

Bark!
I NEED ATTENTION!

Try me.

That’s fucking incredible.

Chicagos gay aesthetic of Nondescript Trade Worker makes life right.

Who gon eat this?

I wanna get you fucked.

The metal cock ring pushes these balls all the way up.

Welcome to my first #FCF

Bark 🥰
🎄🎅🏻 🕎 🎉

Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq

Dew drop on a mushroom. Very cottage core.

A tiny AAirplane bathroom has me feelin pretty thicc.

An oldie, but a goodie.
Om nom nom nom.

Do me!

Guess I woke up ready for the day.

Reskeet someone else’s post and find out 😼🥰

The spare room is nearly done!

I have a new piece of furniture that needs to be broken in.

Any takers?

Getting subtly thiccer. Check back in 6 months.

That’s a sweaty boy.

Borf Borf.