Feminecronomicon

My condolences

I feel like I would’ve like 100 Years of Solitude more if I read it when it was new bc since it came out it’s inspired a lot of shit that I enjoyed much more

The book is so much better as you actually get a sense of what’s happening the movie had great special effects but barely any story

Omg Tree of Life is so boring I didn’t finish it and I haven’t watched anything else by Terrence Malick since

I can’t stand Kiedis either

The rhythm section slaps I think they’d have been a good instrumental funk rock band

The Dresden Files

I found it generic and the character’s incel bullshit annoying

His Watchmen movie enraged me to no end so I haven’t seen anything he’s done since then

I’m sure his campaign ads will say “hand picked by Barack Obama himself” and have this pic in tbem

Obama pointing his finger near (but not at) Gavin Newsom with flowers in the background at Jesse Jackson’s funeral with the caption “President Barack Obama gestures toward Governor Gavin Newsom at Jesse Jackson’s funeral”

He’s clearly pointing past him but that won’t stop the Gavin dickriders from sharing this meme over and over again for the next 2.5 years

the ecce homo restorer strikes again

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

Someone should make “7/11 never forget” t shirts with you holding the Emperor’s blade in your hand on them

He’s from Delaware he goes to Wawa

I want a cryo-pod just to see how many Cloud Atlas references are in it and how many characters are immortal

I feel the same way about the David Mitchell book that he put in a time capsule to be released in 2114

Or Diorama by Roberto Bolaño, an unreleased novel which his estate keep teasing us with but have yet to set a release date or reveal any details about the story

His nicknames for people are nonsense that’s why he has to put the person’s name in parentheses otherwise no one will know who tf he’s talking about

You found Quentin Tarantino’s secret alias

I love that Pete Hegseths plan for the military was essentially just Mac from always sunny ranting about “hard bodies” and now we’ve gone to war with that army and it turns out ammunition may have been more important than hard bodies

Gotta love when the party of “facts over feelings” may have started WWIII because Trump had a feeling that wasn’t backed up by facts

Ben Appel Teeth

“Why Persecution is Actually Good For Trans People” by A. Cis Mann

*Anthony Hopkins voice* cognition only: no emotional affect

I think he has someone on his team to tell him before every post or speech “cognition only: no emotional affect” like in Westworld

Do they got a name for the winners in the world?

[pink pony club]

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Joyce Carol Oates
She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s
Joyce Carol Oates
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“She supported Marco Rubio ten years ago” is really hilarious considering all the dems in the senate supported Marco Rubio only a year ago

Who do we need to elect to get The Winds of Winter?

Social media is filled with people whose object permanence gets chucked out the window as soon as they’re asked to think about more than one thing

How fucked up do you have to be to get called out by someone whose response to the rape of teenagers was “at least they weren’t 8 years old”

I’m sure she’ll backtrack again tomorrow tho