Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs
Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time
Ok bud. Have a blessed life
I wasn’t getting defensive just noting why I expect most people voted for Harris
I was mocking the person going after Parker for voting or Harris and fwiw, I don’t know anyone who is a “diehard Harris fan” I voted for her cause I knew Trump would be significantly worse and given the options, I chose the most reasonable
Holy cripes, the left will never win
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
This winter was so brutal with ice and snow, I need to sit in my yard in shorts and a tee asap
Classic Minnesota spring
Holy moly
Tan suit and grey poupon. You’d think he molested kids the way they went after him
Let me introduce them to 95% of the elected officials in the federal government
Kobe Bryant one finger up pose as a statue
Wait did he do that pose tonight? My man out here doing it again 🤣🤣🤣
I’m confused. He started a war less than a week ago and was doing a round table with Marco Rubio about college football. Wut?
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I saw him live this year and his rookie year. He truly is an alien, it’s unreal to see a guy his size - dwarfing his opponents- moving the way he does
“Darling” 🧑🏼🍳💋
Don’t worry about Planter having a Nazi tattoo at 20, that’s a right wing distraction. Oh, what’s that? He’s currently reposting neonzais on a website owned by a Nazi? www.pressherald.com/2026/02/26/g...
Little kid in grey also looks unbothered
Bro, she is tired of my nonsense and we’ve had her a week 🤣
A golden retriever puppy sits in the mud, thinking “I’m too old for this shit”
Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon, 1987
The funniest thing about Master Chief is he literally exists in a world where Earth has one unified government. It’s open borders, it’s “globalism” to the max but these dipshits see see “dude in armor with guns” and get their rocks off in response
“The American way” proceeds to include a Scottish rebellion and fucking MASTER CHIEF
Bridget Everett: the tender moments live show
Yeah people celebrating don’t realize, Markwayne is also an awful maga trash bag too. He’ll also just act on whatever heinous ideas Stephen Miller has
So they’ll have to vote on it in November?
So Markwayne has 4 years left in his term. Is there a special election or does Stitt get to install some other maga chud for the remainder of it?
Not to be a damper but yall, we know Markwayne is gonna be just as bad, right? This is just who the gop / maga is
Yeah I guess my op was a little one sided. I guess I just wish they raised their kids more like boomers raised millennials. Which, as a millenial, is a crazy feeling to have but we’re the one generation that’s getting more progressive as we get older so 🤷🏻♂️
Column a column b. Blaming the internet now is like blaming movies or video games in the 90’s
