Morty 🔜 FWA

But that’s my normal role, you stepped up big <3

And you did great!

Mimosas w/ the lovely @daiquiripanda.bsky.social to start my Sunday Funday <3

Unapologetically enjoy this math humor

Hey, mind a DM? Nothin’ nsfw, but the petsuit does look great.

Obligatory “VF, I am in you” post

I may have an opportunity for a sr full stack dev through my work coming up. DM for more details. This is likely a role that I’ll be working with directly. Share with others if you know someone looking (US remote or Toronto, CA).

Almost done with work before the VF trip. I pulled a suitcase out of the closet, that counts as having started packing right?

Maybe I’ll wear the pup hood while I pack, that’ll make it go faster.

Agreed, sleeveless zip up to show off those guns <3

I wish I could sleep as well as our cat does

Browt has significant Angry Birds energy. Maybe it will evolve into a Browmerang or become an old judgmental Brow-eagle

That bird hasn’t met you yet bit it’s already judging you

Quality feet pic 🐾

Either a hit I took at hockey on Sunday was worse than I thought or my mattress is suddenly very angry with me. Haven’t had morning back pain like this multiple days in a row in a long while >.>

I hate that I missed the D

We were the couple that requested “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious for Valentine’s Day.

Our backup songs were “You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want” and “Chelsea Dagger” with a sincere apology in the comment space.

Hello goat!

Ramen at High Five always leaves me stomach deep in a food coma. Half spice felt more like full spice today, went with the shoyu instead of the usual tonkotsu. Stuffing our faces with mochi before rolling us to the train home.

Flights booked for FWA and even snagged 1st class on one of the flights.

The double guns!

I must’ve rolled over and slept on my chest for 5min at some point because my back woke up very angry at me.

We didn’t sell our home last month, so I guess that’s our fault?

Judged

How intimidating do you find me on a scale of 0 to the most intimidating person ever? No numbers allowed, be creative with your comparisons. I will be judging!

Reposting because I said “DMZ” instead of “DMV” and that… that’s a typo I didn’t want to leave out there

It took me 17min to replace my license at the DMV. What am I going to do with the other 43min I allotted to this task today!?

Also the new photo doesn’t make me look like I’d be stuck in my hometown forever and eventually OD because of some extreme depression, so that’s a win.

Reminds me I should take some more pictures with it today

It would be for Saxon. I recently got a pup hood for ‘Morty’

They’re on my want list for a custom hood, hopefully in the near future

The cat licked my eyeball at 5:30 in the morning and then curled up in my armpit like it was NOTHING. She’s a menace I tell you!