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Michelle

@effinghardy

she/her, wasting time waiting for the jug to boil. Plant overbuyer, op shop lover.

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a cartoon character from the simpsons says you 've made a powerful enemy today my friend Alt: Mr burns from the simpsons says you 've made a powerful enemy today my friend
08.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ˜ƒ. It came up better than I expected, and no damage either, which I couldn’t guarantee through all the dirt before I bought it. πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t grab it fast enough!

08.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It looks great doesn’t it! πŸ˜ƒ

08.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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The replies and you are definitely not friends.

08.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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As soon as I saw it I knew what was going on πŸ˜‚.

08.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a person playing a piano in the dark with the keys showing Alt: Hands banging away on a piano

#PostOrReply πŸ˜‚ (I think I know which one…)

08.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Same bottle but clean.

Same bottle but clean.

It’s about 22cm long and about 14cm high. Opening is about 5cm.

Very non splash, when you put water in and shake violently the water stays in.
Yes it was hard to clean the insides.

08.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A dirty glass bottle. It's a rectangle, almost the size of a small fat loaf of bread. The opening is in the centre of the top and is wide enough to fit a few fingers in. The entire short neck has been pushed down into the bottle indenting the whole top so that the opening is almost level with the higher sides. This seems to be to make it non spill.

A dirty glass bottle. It's a rectangle, almost the size of a small fat loaf of bread. The opening is in the centre of the top and is wide enough to fit a few fingers in. The entire short neck has been pushed down into the bottle indenting the whole top so that the opening is almost level with the higher sides. This seems to be to make it non spill.

Tag that was with it: we think it’s a water bottle out of an old train. Maybe 70 years ago.

Tag that was with it: we think it’s a water bottle out of an old train. Maybe 70 years ago.

Yarra Glen swap meet today and just couldn’t walk past this grubby glass treasure.

The stallholder thought it was from an old train, are there any vintage #train people (or #car people, or #glass people) out there who can tell me what it is?

08.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exciting. Have you already decorated a room specifically for it, or is the Grey Room now the Music Room.

08.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is humanity even worth saving.

07.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Boxes of Reese’s peanut butter cup flavoured hismile toothpaste at the supermarket.

Boxes of Reese’s peanut butter cup flavoured hismile toothpaste at the supermarket.

At the supermarket and what the fuck is this shit.

07.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your fire, immediately quenched… πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rip your calm then πŸ˜•. Will you be able to resist the coffee and alcohol to maintain a lower level of stress? (Or, don’t even think about suggesting that Michelle, you complete maniac)

06.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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If only you’d known earlier that ultimate peace could’ve been attained by merely hacking off a body part you would’ve been out with a hacksaw years ago.

06.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Argh, YES. It’s all the kinds of hell for me.

06.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Like a giant airport shopping centre, just a quick layover to waste some money and take photos before you go to your actual destination.

06.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It always seemed like a city that was styled as if it was nothing more than a massive shiny shopping centre, not a real place at all, just shopping and influencing.

06.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky frog. (Love frogs, will also save them at all times)

05.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

☹️

05.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The It’s Fine GIF is horribly appropriate for the times.

05.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that pic might’ve been one taken before the op because that’s more thumb left than I thought there would be!

05.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the before the or after the chopping picture?

05.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really thought this would’ve been a scandalously huge line to cross, but *rechecks details*, R-Montana, so no problem at all then. As you were.

04.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hang on, I thought USians worshipped their veterans?

Maybe he just repeatedly said "thanks for your service" to this guy as he broke his arm to make everything alright.

(Don’t watch this unpleasant video, just be aware that it exists)

04.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Andrew Tate on Twitter dancing and saying "me in dubai while the bombs fall dancing emoji"

micah erfan on Twitter QTs it with "please @iran just do this one thing"

Andrew Tate on Twitter dancing and saying "me in dubai while the bombs fall dancing emoji" micah erfan on Twitter QTs it with "please @iran just do this one thing"

03.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 1161 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 14
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a cartoon dog is smiling and biting its nails . Alt: Mutley, sniggering.

oh no kyle and jackie o who could ever replace them

03.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dazza and Shazza from Housos looking as bogan as possible.

Dazza and Shazza from Housos looking as bogan as possible.

Honestly disappointed his name wasn’t Darren. πŸ˜†

03.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Well done Mike.
I’m afraid my head has too much pop culture in it and no room for anything decent πŸ˜‚.

03.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0