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Classic gunboat diplomacy.

It doesn't matter who's in charge so long as they do the bidding of the Trump regime.

And if they don't, the US Navy opens fire.

19.01.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Somebody check in on the CIA.

09.01.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No.

In Fallujah, they'd be issued proper sized vests.

08.01.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're going to have to.

Nobody is about to drop billions developing infrastructure to directly compete with the billions they already spent developing Canadian heavy sour.

Bonus that it's in a place that has no leadership and has nationalized their oil industry at least twice.

06.01.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I propose we rename the DoJ to the Department of Wrath.

03.01.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a camouflage vest is sitting in a bus and talking . Alt: Jason Mantzoukis in a show called The League incoherently screaming "Gattaca" during a paintball fight.
10.12.2025 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many great legal scholars agree = I just got off the phone with Alan Dershowitz.

23.11.2025 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hagueseth better lawyer up.

18.10.2025 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

+1 for the wedge pillow.

Anything that keeps your body at a slightly elevated position is going to be relief. You want to plop your arm on your stomach and take the stress off the joint.

You're going to discover how heavy your arm is when your shoulder doesn't work anymore.

06.10.2025 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you truly believe the rapture was supposed to be today, then you have to entertain the possibility that Jesus looked down at this mess and said:

"You know what? Fuck all y'all."

23.09.2025 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a shakedown.

He got settlements from ABC and CBS to the tune of 30 million dollars combined.

Why wouldn't he keep rolling with it?

16.09.2025 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he was projecting any harder, I'd have to get some popcorn.

15.09.2025 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is this not gang violence? Because they're not black or latino?

14.09.2025 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What is a 'groyper? What to know about Nick Fuentes' alt-right movement Fuentes' band of extremist followers take their name from the underbelly of internet meme culture.

So... It's like white supremacist Biggie vs Tupac?

www.newsweek.com/groyper-char...

14.09.2025 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They only need a couple of MRAPs for the cameras.

Everyone else can take the Metra.

02.09.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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User with Russian IP address tried to log into NLRB systems following DOGE access, whistleblower says The blocked login attempts, detailed in an extensive whistleblower complaint filed to the Senate Intelligence Committee and others, may indicate foreign adversaries have begun leveraging DOGE inroads ...

But the DOGE shitheads had Russians attempting logging in using new credentials in April.

Was Telemessage the vector? Is this just evidence of a persistent breach that's been going on for months, maybe years?

www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...

20.08.2025 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"We are currently clean on OPSEC": The Signalgate Saga (DEFCON 33)
"We are currently clean on OPSEC": The Signalgate Saga (DEFCON 33) YouTube video by Micah Lee

So if I'm tracking here:

Telemessage scraped all messages it could from devices.
Telemessage sent those unencrypted messages to an insecure server where anyone could get a dump of the Java heap with a get request.
Telemessage becomes aware of the breach in May.

20.08.2025 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ridiculous that the US Ambassador to NATO is out here repeating Putin's talking points that Russia "needs territory" to be able to defend itself.

We know what territory they're talking about and it goes all the way to Moldova and the Bessarabian gap.

10.08.2025 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exciting stuff. I can't wait for Putin to make an agreement and then immediately violate it.

Again.

08.08.2025 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He left his somewhere.

31.07.2025 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.07.2025 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds like one of those arguments where both sides have to get the last word in, so one side concedes the point but takes away the others' ability to respond.

This is just intercontinental ballistic dick wagging.

24.06.2025 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't help but wonder if half of this is because Iran issued a warrant for his arrest after the Solemani killing.

22.06.2025 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That vest looks like a prop made for children.

20.06.2025 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christian babies are reportedly great skydivers, so no harm, no foul.

16.06.2025 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a cowboy hat is surrounded by other men with the words that belongs in a museum above him ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is surrounded by other men with the words that belongs in a museum above him
14.06.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What happened is, in the face of rising authoritarianism, the opposition party laid down and rolled over.

12.06.2025 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is traumatic.

I hope he recovers soon.

28.05.2025 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They lost on gay marriage and won on abortion, so now they're throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what will stick to the reactionaries.

Same playbook. New bullshit.

11.05.2025 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mission Impossible movies are just Fast and Furious for people with mortgages.

05.05.2025 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0