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Doug in Gruene

@pretzelwurst

I’m here to kick ass and talk about Texas State football, and I’m all out of Bobcats and/or Armadillos I am the premier contributor of #lostshoes and #dogsincarwindows posts

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#dogsincarwindows
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01.03.2026 18:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was gatekept once. And I did not like it.

26.02.2026 00:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kendrick wants his money

18.02.2026 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 👍 15774 🔁 3950 💬 42 📌 70
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What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your

17.02.2026 01:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.02.2026 15:44 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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#dogsincarwindows
#mobilephotography

13.02.2026 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s Harvard era Lyin’ Ted

13.02.2026 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES

13.02.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While i agree with this, I think the best course of action is to dose that initial beer with some mushrooms or acid.

13.02.2026 00:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Texas State 2026 schedule release today! Eat ‘em up!
#txst #texasstatefootball

12.02.2026 05:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.02.2026 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Can a bot cry? I sure hope so…..

11.02.2026 12:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you listen to Pearl Jam you can't complain about not understanding Bad Bunny, ain't no one ever understood Eddie Vedder

09.02.2026 02:45 👍 83 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1
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Super Bowl Halftime Show Meme™

09.02.2026 02:40 👍 57 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

Only soundboard jam jam jams need apply

06.02.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now our fucking peach of a governor is threatening to pull funding from schools that “let this happen”

04.02.2026 00:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Came here to say the same. “Doors In Concert” was my most listened to live album in 9th grade.

02.02.2026 23:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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31.01.2026 20:36 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

😍

27.01.2026 23:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😅

27.01.2026 23:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had to read that a couple times but YES,YES, YES

27.01.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even Coach Pop was able to editorialize whenever he wanted, despite the Spurs’ owners being very conservative.

27.01.2026 21:20 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lawls

27.01.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, didn’t know you were back in Texas 🤣

23.01.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.01.2026 19:45 👍 38 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

Yes I did

23.01.2026 12:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was just there for my Zyrtec!!

22.01.2026 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At the HEB Plus in New Braunfels, completely wiped out and it seemed like 2 cases in every cart

22.01.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks, Defector. I just found my newest favorite Smart Dude

22.01.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0