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Senior Data Analyst at a Fortune 100. Web & App Development. Ice coffee bear. 🐻 Open source data analysis on the side. Photography. Opinions mine. Tulsa | Chicago | Houston https://linktr.ee/dambold

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And they always bring up men being sweaty doing hard work

08.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

UNPROMPTED!

07.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ALWAYS unprompted!!!!

07.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Dilophosaurus from the movie Jurassic Park with its neck frills extended screeching at a cowering mostly offscreen Dennis Nedry

The Dilophosaurus from the movie Jurassic Park with its neck frills extended screeching at a cowering mostly offscreen Dennis Nedry

sorry I can't be her

24.11.2024 02:34 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Btw I found more straight people when I left the church than when I was inside it

07.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a grown man in church (when I was growing up) talk about manliness and how men need to me masculine and then dove into specifics about the type of men they think are masculine and basically just out themselves…

07.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I had an idea. How about nader tots?

07.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Timothy Chalamet insulted Ballet and Opera

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop sharing content of that demon twink putting down ballet and opera

07.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How I wanna be held. πŸ₯Ή

07.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

As someone from Oklahoma yall better get the popcorn for Mar Kwaynemullin

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m kind of loving all the other restaurant CEOs riffing on Mickey D’s

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Random thought but I feel like the 90s were better in almost every way

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œThe green lantern suit wasn’t a real suit”

Yes it was in the silver age

Read comics

05.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slay

05.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’ve never had problems with indie comic artists. One of them is my best friend so I’m biased

05.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œA moveable feast!” But it’s me digging into two pounds of crawfish

04.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of unfettered rage some people have

04.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh not at all

04.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a better word

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If someone does not pay your bills they do not need to understand you.

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we finally say stuff about him now

04.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vibes

04.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Needless to say I decided to stop interviewing webcomic artists quickly.

04.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another webcomic creator was rude AF, treated me like absolute trash when I asked questions of them like let us know what your comic is about and she freaked like I had read her comic (I was a big fan, and that was the reason I asked if she wanted to be interviewed)

04.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One dude nearly screamed at me about global warming and like he went above and beyond (of course climate change is real) but he acted like I didn’t believe in it (I DO, I still have the recordings) but he decided he was going to yell at me anyway for two hours.

04.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m moving to the mountains and I don’t care which mountains

04.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard the phrase β€œsome people don’t know how to act” and like, yeah. It’s true.

04.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a podcast but it was about literature and webcomics and later design but that was in the early aughts and I quit early cuz some people I interviewed just wanted to yell about stuff

04.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0