Carolyn Fiddler

Just the two of us 🤷‍♀️

On The Road, by Nick Lutsko 12 track album

I was present for @nicklutsko.bsky.social's amazing show at Union Stage in 2022 and I am so thrilled that the live, extended version of RNC made it into his new collection
nicklutsko.bandcamp.com/album/on-the...

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For anyone who believes southern hospitality is a myth, wanted to share that I just got offered some v nice bourbon in a hotel elevator in Alabama (I politely declined)

I sued the Trump Administration today to stop the latest round of illegal tariffs.

Pete Hegseth loves war crimes, it's the entire reason he has the job in the first place.

Trump take job

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

Probably!

You guys, I think the President of the United States might have raped some kids

Trump take car

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

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Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel "This idiot starts walking up and down the bus with his camera and anyone who fell asleep, he would put his finger in their nose and take a picture."

Congrats to DHS's new head nosepicker
www.businessinsider.com/sen-markwayn...

something about "Shield of the Americas" strikes me as sinister, but maybe it's just because Trump typed it

Report: Nearly 95k science employees left government as Trump downsized agency workforces The Trump administration also has cut spending on science contracts and grants.

Look I'm no math whiz but that seems like a lot
www.govexec.com/workforce/20...

One of my faves, own it on VHS

...now please excuse me while I turn to dust and blow away

Feels like that took longer than it oughta

Chuck Robb pic from an old Onion article

Virginia remains grateful that Chuck Robb beat his ass

(and yes I know this is not a real pic of Chuck Robb)

LoL remember when he ran for the US Sena[[dies of old age]]

‘Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

The racism isn't a bug, it's a feature
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

State high court to let redistricting special election proceed On Wednesday, the Virginia Supreme Court confirmed that the special election will take place as planned, with voters heading to the polls on April 21.

extra chance to wear my voting shirt this year
www.cbs19news.com/news/state-h...

State high court lifts stay on redistricting special election On Wednesday, the Virginia Supreme Court confirmed that the special election will take place as planned, with voters heading to the polls on April 21.

The Virginia Supreme Court has cleared the way for the April 21 vote on the redistricting amendment to go forward, lifting a lower court injunction.

www.cbs19news.com/news/state-h...

ICE training was slashed, records show, corroborating whistleblower claims Previously unreported records also offer new details about what was cut from ICE’s basic training program. Concerns about the quality of ICE agents’ training have mounted for months.

This is a bfd (gift link)
wapo.st/4aP4Afl

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It would be neat if our president and his supporters were as upset about the deaths of US service members as they were about the death of Charlie Kirk

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SO BADLY

...or you could be Joe Morrissey [[ducks]]

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Like, even if he pulls it out, EMBARRASSING

Heck yeah!!

It's true! It's difficult to overstate the casino factor here -- weirdly bad political math by a guy whose evil spreadsheets have historically been well-ordered

I am legit v sorry for that. Bad guys getting beat by somehow-even-worse guys is a v real primary phenomenon